Pissing in the shower: Pros and Cons

[powercatmiller]

Pro- Said to help cure athletes foot
Con-If you eat onions your whole shower smells like onions

I cant help but piss in the shower. I could piss 2 minutes before I get in and sometime during the shower I piss, sometimes without even realizing im pissing.

[Skydog]

I say dont worry about it... it all goes down the drain anyway.

(and just dont eat onions)

[Butt Fugly]

Pro: Don't have to get out of the shower...unless in range of toilet.


Con: 

[Rick Daris]

If pissing is the only questionable thing you do with your penis in the shower then 

[Skydog]

If pissing is the only questionable thing you do with your penis in the shower then 

 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Pro- Said to help cure athletes foot
Con-If you eat onions your whole shower smells like onions

I cant help but piss in the shower. I could piss 2 minutes before I get in and sometime during the shower I piss, sometimes without even realizing im pissing.

If the wife decides to join you in the shower before it all washes down it is hard to deny you just pissed in the shower.  Is this a pro or con?

[Rick Daris]

Pro- Said to help cure athletes foot
Con-If you eat onions your whole shower smells like onions

I cant help but piss in the shower. I could piss 2 minutes before I get in and sometime during the shower I piss, sometimes without even realizing im pissing.

If the wife decides to join you in the shower before it all washes down it is hard to deny you just pissed in the shower.  Is this a pro or con?

Pro!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Pro- Said to help cure athletes foot
Con-If you eat onions your whole shower smells like onions

I cant help but piss in the shower. I could piss 2 minutes before I get in and sometime during the shower I piss, sometimes without even realizing im pissing.

If the wife decides to join you in the shower before it all washes down it is hard to deny you just pissed in the shower.  Is this a pro or con?

Pro!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

that was my initial reaction.

Where is the walker pissing himself emoti'?

[dr00d]

The only Con is the stench..but if you can't aim it directly down the drain, maybe you are penis retarded? 

[The1BigWillie]

Pros: Saves time (multitasking)
        Fun
        Practice stopping and starting (comes in handy and strenghens your Peter North muscle)

Cons: None

[ksuno1stunner]

sometimes i pee on my leg, then laugh because it all washes off right away and i win.

[waks]

sometimes i pee on my leg, then laugh because it all washes off right away and i win.

New question since Stunner brought it up.


Pros and cons of peeing in a communal shower?

[ksuno1stunner]

sometimes i pee on my leg, then laugh because it all washes off right away and i win.

New question since Stunner brought it up.


Pros and cons of peeing in a communal shower?

i've mastered this fwiw.  tilt the showerhead down a little and go with the grain, ya know?  although i don't pee during shower parties, but if someone else crashes while i'm partying solo, you gotta finish somehow.  also it's funny when someone steps in your pee.

answer my message!!!! 

[cireksu]

although i don't pee during shower parties

 

[Skydog]

sometimes i pee on my leg, then laugh because it all washes off right away and i win.

  That was hilarious.

[slucat]

Its gross

What about when the someone (always the woman) has to clean the shower? And there is hair tangled up around the drain, all that pee is still clinging to that?

ICK

[Skydog]

Its gross

What about when the someone (always the woman) has to clean the shower? And there is hair tangled up around the drain, all that pee is still clinging to that?

ICK

Pee doesn't cling... Unless you have some odd pee.

[sys]

there is hair tangled up around the drain

the woman's hair.  no one to blame but herself.

[Skydog]

there is hair tangled up around the drain

the woman's hair.  no one to blame but herself.

Good point. How often is the mans hair the hair in the drain?

[dmartin]

there is hair tangled up around the drain

the woman's hair.  no one to blame but herself.

Good point. How often is the mans hair the hair in the drain?

Depends on how many Fabio's you have in the house.

[KSt8er]

I like to chew my toenails so I unfortunately must forego such enjoyable acts as peeing in the shower (all over my toes because it feels good).

[SkinnyBenny]

I just do both and while I'm doing one, I ignore the other.

[ArchE_Cat]

I like to chew my toenails so I unfortunately must forego such enjoyable acts as peeing in the shower (all over my toes because it feels good).

[treysolid]

since many of us are in agreement about the undeniable virtues of pissing in the showing, at what point do you like to go?  personally, I like to pee while shampooing.

[SkinnyBenny]

I like to run a full bath, then pee in the tub, then step in an let the yellow water cleanse my soul.  It sterilizes all the negative energy and bad vibes going on around me.

[Kat Kid]

I like to run a full bath, then pee in the tub, then step in an let the yellow water cleanse my soul.  It sterilizes all the negative energy and bad vibes going on around me.

Isn't the tap water usually yellow in Southern LA anyways?

[Skydog]

since many of us are in agreement about the undeniable virtues of pissing in the showing, at what point do you like to go?  personally, I like to pee while shampooing.

It's usually the first thing I do.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

While I'm putting the shampoo in my hair...but before I make a fun shampoo mohawk and giggle.

[CatsNShocks]

I am crying as I'm typing this cause I am laughing so hard!

What about the Hersey Squirts in the shower?
Built in bidet...

[cireksu]

I pee as hard as I can straight up in the air and see if I can reach eye level.

beauty part is that even if I piss in my own face it's washed away instantly.