Question for all ball shavers

[ECN]

jesus christ dude.

[ChicagoCat]

I was once shaving my ball sack in front of the mirror.  The electric razor kind of snagged one of the hairs and got some skin.  I immediately pinched my ball sack as hard as I possibly could while staring at myself in the mirror wondering if a ball was going to fall out.  I really thought it ripped it open.  After about 2 minutes of shivering with fear/pain......I released my hand hoping that a testicle wouldn't be laying in my palm.  It was just a small scratch.  Did leave some blood though.   

 

[steve dave]

Anyways, I'm wondering how much Steve Dave's Optical Inch Trimmer costs.  A little help steve dave?

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-31-Bodygroom/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1196773180&sr=8-1

Tell your lady it would be a good stocking stuffer 

Also, I double dog dare someone to use Nair.

[michigancat]

The reviews!!!

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000EG8HLE/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Lets just say the "Bodygroom" is Shaft, Beanbag, and Starfish safe.

 

[michigancat]

Be careful when you trim/shave the shaft...especially the underside cause i took a chunk out!!

 

[michigancat]

steve dave, how does the groomer work on your starfish?

[Saulbadguy]

 

[steve dave]

steve dave, how does the groomer work on your starfish?

LOL, I haven't tried.  I only use it in areas I can see.  I can just imagine the Lollers that would occur if I was walked in on bent over the mirror just going to town   

[steve dave]

http://www.amazon.com/Nair-Hair-Remover-Cream-Packs/dp/B000QZ4VZ4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1196774616&sr=1-4

Burns sensitive areas like your nipples VERY badly

 

[waks]

http://www.amazon.com/Nair-Hair-Remover-Cream-Packs/dp/B000QZ4VZ4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1196774616&sr=1-4

Burns sensitive areas like your nipples VERY badly

 

No worry. I lost all the sensitivity in my nipples after that breast augmentation..

[QuinnMac]

Anyways, I'm wondering how much Steve Dave's Optical Inch Trimmer costs.  A little help steve dave?

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-31-Bodygroom/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1196773180&sr=8-1

Tell your lady it would be a good stocking stuffer 

Also, I double dog dare someone to use Nair.

I just did yesterday

[ECN]

this thread..as well as taint push, will cross my mind when i eventually meet you folks.

[waks]

this thread..as well as taint push, will cross my mind when i eventually meet you folks.

Me too.





It sucks not knowing whether or not someone shaves their balls when you're carrying on a conversation with them. This will make the time much more enjoyable IMO.

[powercatmiller]

"Here is a word of warning, if you are a hairy man in the posterior / back (buttocks cheeks) region, I would not suggest going bald there...although the bodygroom does yield very smooth results, re-growth maybe a little annoying."

My wife works and a salon and then is what most guys use to get rid of their butt hair

I kid you not, she and some of her coworkers are still trying to get me to do it.

[JTKSU]

Isn't there a powder that you can put on your balls that make them feel good?  Kinda like bengay?  My friend said that it feels really refreshing.

Gold Bond Powder.  It's like a thousand tiny fairies kissing your testicles.

Gold Bond Bitches.  Gold Bond.  Also good if you have stinky feet.

[ew2x4]

http://www.vimeo.com/269661/

[Pittcat]

Isn't there a powder that you can put on your balls that make them feel good?  Kinda like bengay?  My friend said that it feels really refreshing.

Gold Bond Powder.  It's like a thousand tiny fairies kissing your testicles.

get the medicated one...thats like a thousand and one fairies kissing your coin purse.

all them them toothless...

Gotta go with the green bottle...Extra Strength Medicated.  I always thought of it as a thousand little frozen tongues going to town on my beanbag.  Also, BE DAMN SURE YOUR NUTS ARE COMPLETELY DRY BEFORE APPLYING EXTRA STRENGTH GOLD BOND!

 

[shaft3500]

i tell my friends it's like you can be hanging out in the hot humid jungle and your balls are relaxing in a nice cool breeze sipping a margirita on the beach somewhere. also along these lines, if you brush your teeth in the shower, a little toothpaste applied to the backside of the scrote will have the same pleasing effect.

[Swartzendruber]

Here's the thing to you anti-smooth groinal area folks:

Friction is the enemy of good sex.

and what causes friction down there? 

Thats right class its hair. 

Throw down with a freshly shorn nether region and you too will be a believer.

   <--- freshly shorn banana.  see how happy he is.

[opcat]

Wait for science to come up with the hair removal creme.

[JTKSU]

Wait for science to come up with the hair removal creme.

No way something that dissolves proteins will touch my sack.  You can put "gentle" in huge, bold, capital letters on the lable and I still won't trust it.  I man only gets one sack, for his entire life.

[opcat]

They will find a way to make baldness for your nuts and your ass.

[ChicagoCat]

They will find a way to make baldness for your nuts and your ass.

They can already bleach your asshole  I'm surprised hair removal didnt come first

[JTKSU]

They will find a way to make baldness for your nuts and your ass.

They can already bleach your asshole  I'm surprised hair removal didnt come first

I would have to assume the asshole bleaching comes after the total hair removal.  Otherwise, you'd just look an albino, with a hairy ass.

[ChicagoCat]

They will find a way to make baldness for your nuts and your ass.

They can already bleach your asshole  I'm surprised hair removal didnt come first

I would have to assume the asshole bleaching comes after the total hair removal.  Otherwise, you'd just look an albino, with a hairy ass.

I was referring to a more permanent ass-hair removal technique.

[TheCatsMeow]

Gold Bond powder is crack for the sack. 

[KungFoooKitty]

bump and I just cut the coin purse in the shower.  Child birth cannot compare to sack cuts. 

[waks]

bump and I just cut the coin purse in the shower.  Child birth cannot compare to sack cuts. 

Did one fall out? 

[JTKSU]

bump and I just cut the coin purse in the shower.  Child birth cannot compare to sack cuts. 

Did one fall out? 

I think I might honestly pass out, or at least shriek like a little girl if I saw one of my boys fall out of the hairy beanbag.  That's the kind of image that haunts a man for the rest of his life.

[The1BigWillie]

Just passing this along in case someone tries to do something crazy.  I'm sure most of us have seen this. 

Say no to crack.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html