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December 03, 2007, 02:51:59 PM
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powercatmiller

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how do you get rid of the 2 day itch??

December 03, 2007, 02:56:40 PM
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dont use a rusty razor.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
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December 03, 2007, 03:02:59 PM
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Use the trimmer on an electric.  No chance of nicks and no itch.
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December 03, 2007, 03:37:59 PM
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use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream

December 03, 2007, 03:41:49 PM
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use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream

I'm not gonna lie - I'm surprised a deer hunter is also a ball shaver.

December 03, 2007, 03:46:47 PM
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use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream

I'm not gonna lie - I'm surprised a deer hunter is also a ball shaver.

Good point  :rofl:
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December 03, 2007, 03:48:50 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.

December 03, 2007, 03:50:07 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.

The problem with this one is I can't tell if it's good or bad info, and I'm kind of scared of putting chemicals on my balls (see:  conditioner) when I'm not sure if they will turn my junk into a raging inferno.

The worst that can come out of giving your taint a little rub is a stinky finger.

December 03, 2007, 03:53:25 PM
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The problem with this one is I can't tell if it's good or bad info, and I'm kind of scared of putting chemicals on my balls (see:  conditioner) when I'm not sure if they will turn my junk into a raging inferno.

True, I would stay away from wet shaving your nUUUts if I were you.  Chemicals, cream, etc. should stay away.  A good dry shave with an electric is the safest/best option bar none. 
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December 03, 2007, 03:54:07 PM
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The problem with this one is I can't tell if it's good or bad info, and I'm kind of scared of putting chemicals on my balls (see:  conditioner) when I'm not sure if they will turn my junk into a raging inferno.

True, I would stay away from wet shaving your nUUUts if I were you.  Chemicals, cream, etc. should stay away.  A good dry shave with an electric is the safest/best option bar none. 

See, spinning blades kind of scare me, too.

Also, do you have a razor dedicated solely to your balls?

December 03, 2007, 03:55:25 PM
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don't try and paint me into a corner...

just hair conditioner, can't be any worse than soap. that's assuming you occasionaly wash your balls.

December 03, 2007, 03:59:48 PM
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See, spinning blades kind of scare me, too.

Also, do you have a razor dedicated solely to your balls?

Yes

http://bodygroom.philips.com/en/index_flash.html
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December 03, 2007, 04:08:41 PM
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    You can't be racist and like basketball.

December 03, 2007, 04:12:44 PM
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December 03, 2007, 05:33:32 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.


"Taint Push" Thread     :love:
KSU Football:  We're getting the band back together

December 03, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
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To really get all the hair down there, just use a little Nair.  It'll fix you right up.

December 03, 2007, 06:22:43 PM
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To really get all the hair down there, just use a little Nair.  It'll fix you right up.

Uh no when I was in high school I let a hot chick nair my chest...well because she was hot and I wanted to lick her booty. And that crap burnt like hell. No way I could put by balls through like kind of torture they are already not 100 % from the herpie flair up.

December 03, 2007, 07:57:29 PM
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Isn't there a powder that you can put on your balls that make them feel good?  Kinda like bengay?  My friend said that it feels really refreshing.

December 03, 2007, 07:58:59 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.


"Taint Push" Thread     :love:

I do it all the time now.

God bless ksufans.com. I also say frack in person, so I don't have to be that idiot that cusses anymore.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

December 03, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.


"Taint Push" Thread     :love:

I do it all the time now.

God bless ksufans.com. I also say frack in person, so I don't have to be that idiot that cusses anymore.

Have to wash hands, stinky finger follows.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

December 03, 2007, 08:31:47 PM
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Isn't there a powder that you can put on your balls that make them feel good?  Kinda like bengay?  My friend said that it feels really refreshing.

Gold Bond Powder.  It's like a thousand tiny fairies kissing your testicles.

December 03, 2007, 08:32:47 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.


"Taint Push" Thread     :love:

I do it all the time now.

God bless ksufans.com. I also say frack in person, so I don't have to be that idiot that cusses anymore.

Have to wash hands, stinky finger follows.

That's why you stick your "prostate push finger" outside of you boxers/briefs.  You gotta push from outside.

December 03, 2007, 08:39:16 PM
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Does this topic rival the dribbling piss/prostate push thread? I hope it gets there. That one had LOADS of good information.


"Taint Push" Thread     :love:

I do it all the time now.

God bless ksufans.com. I also say frack in person, so I don't have to be that idiot that cusses anymore.

Have to wash hands, stinky finger follows.

That's why you stick your "prostate push finger" outside of you boxers/briefs.  You gotta push from outside.

While your junk is hanging out over the edge?  That could take a difficult angle.  Would get looks from the next stall.  I'm glad this thread started anew.
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December 03, 2007, 08:44:52 PM
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Isn't there a powder that you can put on your balls that make them feel good?  Kinda like bengay?  My friend said that it feels really refreshing.

Gold Bond Powder.  It's like a thousand tiny fairies kissing your testicles.

get the medicated one...thats like a thousand and one fairies kissing your coin purse.

all them them toothless...
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
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December 03, 2007, 09:00:59 PM
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Goldbond is the crap and is currently easing the itchieness of my balls

I first discovered goldbond to releive the chaffin and rubbing that occurss between my nuts and my ass cheeks during the hot days at my work when im all sweaty and crap

December 03, 2007, 09:05:24 PM
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I just use hairclippers.

December 03, 2007, 09:31:34 PM
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December 03, 2007, 10:09:46 PM
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Seriously??

Anyways, I'm wondering how much Steve Dave's Optical Inch Trimmer costs.  A little help steve dave?

December 03, 2007, 10:58:48 PM
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That thing looks like it will tear your sack in half.  Go with Nair, it's much better trust me.

December 03, 2007, 11:13:32 PM
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I was once shaving my ball sack in front of the mirror.  The electric razor kind of snagged one of the hairs and got some skin.  I immediately pinched my ball sack as hard as I possibly could while staring at myself in the mirror wondering if a ball was going to fall out.  I really thought it ripped it open.  After about 2 minutes of shivering with fear/pain......I released my hand hoping that a testicle wouldn't be laying in my palm.  It was just a small scratch.  Did leave some blood though.   :cheers: