Does anyone else find the "Dew-mocracy" campaign superLOLler shart inducingly. .

[Kat Kid]

hilarious?

"Only one man can discover the elixir of freedom.  The new soft drink that will save us all.....EVAR!  In the real world there is super-bad oppression, but our hero will discover there is another world of dew-macracy with flaming shadow-men, snakes and princesses and super awesome freedom loving high-fructose corn syrup!"

I like mt. dew original, but all the other flavors are for meth heads.  If I could choose any career and re-dew my life I would study statistics waaay more and then I would do research on the correlation between meth and mt. dew.

[michigancat]

I heard a thing about meth on NPR or something, and they had these meth heads telling stories about drinking like 38 mountain Dews in a day.

[steve dave]

Meth has to be the least classy of the drugs.  Maybe even less classy than pcp.  Mt. Dew then becomes the least classy of the soft drinks.  (classiest being Dr. Pepper)

[Kat Kid]

Meth has to be the least classy of the drugs.  Maybe even less classy than pcp.  Mt. Dew then becomes the least classy of the soft drinks.  (classiest being Dr. Pepper)

Dr. Pepper tastes like foot fungus and zit juice.

[steve dave]

Meth has to be the least classy of the drugs.  Maybe even less classy than pcp.  Mt. Dew then becomes the least classy of the soft drinks.  (classiest being Dr. Pepper)

Dr. Pepper tastes like foot fungus and zit juice.

Well that doesn't sound very appealing at all 

[kougar24]

Dr. Pepper = nectar of the gods.

[steve dave]

I drink lemon ginseng green tea every morning.  It makes me feel like I'm doing my part to stay healthy before pounding some T-Bell at lunch.

[michigancat]

I drink lemon ginseng green tea every morning.  It makes me feel like I'm doing my part to stay healthy before pounding some T-Bell at lunch.

Are bean burritos healthy?  They seem healthy.  And they're cheap.

[steve dave]

I drink lemon ginseng green tea every morning.  It makes me feel like I'm doing my part to stay healthy before pounding some T-Bell at lunch.

Are bean burritos healthy?  They seem healthy.  And they're cheap.

2 bean and rice burritos for lunch about once a week.  $2 and I am stuffed.  I then look over at my box of green tea and nod approvingly at my reflection in my computer monitor because of my health lifestyle.  Later I skip going to the gym because, hell, I drank my green tea.

[konofo]

Meth has to be the least classy of the drugs.  Maybe even less classy than pcp.  Mt. Dew then becomes the least classy of the soft drinks.  (classiest being Dr. Pepper)

Even meth is much classier than this sh*t.

Dr. Pepper tastes like foot fungus and zit juice.

Just 2 of the 23 flavors!

kono