Jayhoxx profile:
The known:
1. Owned by up-and-coming yet still cubbish cub. Also owned by confirmed schizophrenic.
2. Has his team's mascot in his handle (inanely pathetic).
3. Reviled on home board (despite best politics-esque spinning performance)
4. Had personalized plate with message board handle on it (don't care how far back this was- Level of douchitude=9.5).
5. Posts at 3AM on non-rivals' message board after a game when said non-rival was not the opponent.
6. Wildly irrational delusions of grandeur.
7. Rests loss on shoulders of Freeman after a record setting performance and an abysmal defensive performance.
8. Will actually confirm that he's been to Bonner Springs on purpose.
9. Molests elderly women for sport.
The unknown:
1. Sense of irony when trolling freely on a non-rivals message board while residing on a message board faster to send opponents away than Stalin.
2. Shame elicited from actually using "puss" when attempting to talk smack.
3. Sense of sheer depression from using "the car you drive" smack.
4. Place to hide the BMWJhawk reading comprehension guide.
