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October 16, 2007, 11:42:09 PM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Do you rate them?  And do you write your reviews on the stall wall or on toilet paper for the next patron of the porcelain?

My favorite bathrooms on campus are probably in the Union early in the morning on the Ballroom floor or in the late afternoon same place.  Right up the stairs and to the left and yet rarely used off-peak, always smells great and auto hand wash plus tunes.  Also weird times in the library on whatever bathroom you can find that isn't the 24 hour study (that is a bad one).

My favorite urinals in terms of style would have to be Waters (although the bathrooms alternate male/female by floor which is annoying and there are WAAAY too few for the amount of people they serve, definitely a treat to take a nice leak in the middle of a boring lecture but definite no-no between classes).  They have the old-schools with the foot pedals.

Oddity:  the shower/lockerroom in the Justin first floor bathroom

best spring bathroom: 3rd floor eisenhower with a window propped for circulation and a nice breeze.

Off-campus: worst bar bathrooms for pooping- Rusty's Outback (always go to Pita Pit or Jimmy Johns now)
Best bar bathrooms- tie- Rock-a-belly/Kite's/Coco Bollo's/Tank's<----never busy
One's you can poop in if desperate and shameless- O'Malley's, Pat's, Porter's, Tubby's
Worst for entering- Auntie Mae's (puke everywhere), Lou (puke, pee, poop everywhere), that fishbowl place (door will open approx. 5 times while you pee)
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October 16, 2007, 11:47:28 PM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

October 16, 2007, 11:54:12 PM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

This has actually happened to me.  It is terrible.  They didn't really have to wait, but they saw me coming out of their stall when others were open.  They really didn't seem to mind upon reflection, but at the time I felt like I had just flipped off a kid with downs syndrome or something.
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October 16, 2007, 11:57:53 PM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

This has actually happened to me.  It is terrible.  They didn't really have to wait, but they saw me coming out of their stall when others were open.  They really didn't seem to mind upon reflection, but at the time I felt like I had just flipped off a kid with downs syndrome or something.

I always planned on throwing out a  :dunno:  and then a "all the others were taken when I came in."

My apologies to any handicapable persons who may or may not be on this board.

October 17, 2007, 01:07:37 AM
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I've really never felt weird or bad in using a handicap stall. Sometimes I've felt like I had too much room and was almost uncomfortable but I never felt bad for taking a stall for handicapped people. They get all of the best parking spaces; they can wait for a few &@#%ing minutes if they really need the larger stall.

October 17, 2007, 01:21:50 AM
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I've really never felt weird or bad in using a handicap stall. Sometimes I've felt like I had too much room and was almost uncomfortable but I never felt bad for taking a stall for handicapped people. They get all of the best parking spaces; they can wait for a few fracking minutes if they really need the larger stall.

I never flush when I use the handicap stall for that reason....and they get to cut in line at amusement parks  :mad:

Some people are just more blessed than others.

October 17, 2007, 03:39:06 AM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

This has actually happened to me.  It is terrible.  They didn't really have to wait, but they saw me coming out of their stall when others were open.  They really didn't seem to mind upon reflection, but at the time I felt like I had just flipped off a kid with downs syndrome or something.

Has happened to me.  I died a little inside, his face looked so sad.  Felt like I had just kicked a puppy or something

October 17, 2007, 07:59:49 AM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

This has actually happened to me.  It is terrible.  They didn't really have to wait, but they saw me coming out of their stall when others were open.  They really didn't seem to mind upon reflection, but at the time I felt like I had just flipped off a kid with downs syndrome or something.

Has happened to me.  I died a little inside, his face looked so sad.  Felt like I had just kicked a puppy or something

This was the half-theme of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm (< great show).  Larry got bitched out by a wheelchair guy after he came out of the handy stall and then later on he had to wait for a regular stall and the same wheelchair guy came out of a regular stall and Larry gave him the business.  Told him that he had to wait for the handy stall to open and he wasn't allowed to use the regular people stalls.  Awesome.
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October 17, 2007, 10:43:58 AM
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I have an anti-phobia about pooping in public places.  It is almost a compulsion to try out every public restroom I have reason to use.

Me too. Generally though, I go for the handicap stalls that have the extra few feet of real estate and handles.

Love the handicap stalls.  I'm always a little nervous that an actual handicapped person will approach the stall needing to use it and take it personally that I'm using the stall designated for him.  And then he waits outside the stall until I come out and there he is, staring me in the waist.

This has actually happened to me.  It is terrible.  They didn't really have to wait, but they saw me coming out of their stall when others were open.  They really didn't seem to mind upon reflection, but at the time I felt like I had just flipped off a kid with downs syndrome or something.

Has happened to me.  I died a little inside, his face looked so sad.  Felt like I had just kicked a puppy or something

This was the half-theme of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm (< great show).  Larry got bitched out by a wheelchair guy after he came out of the handy stall and then later on he had to wait for a regular stall and the same wheelchair guy came out of a regular stall and Larry gave him the business.  Told him that he had to wait for the handy stall to open and he wasn't allowed to use the regular people stalls.  Awesome.
Hilarious.  :lol: