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October 04, 2007, 11:17:14 AM
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Ok, when I wear khaki's and take a piss, it's pretty much inevitible that some leftover piss dribble spots show up.  It doesn't matter how much I wait, how much I shake it, or what.  It's just that putting my johnson back in my boxers seems to open a secondary valve or something.

Is this normal?  If so, any helpful tips? (pardon the pun)  If this isn't normal, should I see a urologist or something?

TIA

October 04, 2007, 11:57:34 AM
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you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.

October 04, 2007, 11:58:53 AM
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October 04, 2007, 12:04:38 PM
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you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.

Could you do this in a urinal situation?  Seems that would be a little awkward.

Regardless, I will try and report this afternoon.  Thanks.

October 04, 2007, 12:06:00 PM
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October 04, 2007, 12:07:39 PM
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you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.

Could you do this in a urinal situation?  Seems that would be a little awkward.

Regardless, I will try and report this afternoon.  Thanks.

the technique i use is i put my left hand like i was holding my pants up, and slide my middle finger under the promise land.  or you can do it over your pants, and simulate holding them up at the same time.

it doesn't get 100% out, but gets a good portion out and quick.

October 04, 2007, 12:27:09 PM
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Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Don't shake it more than 3 times our you are playing with it.  You should be especially careful of this when in the union bathrooms.

October 04, 2007, 12:35:35 PM
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Make sure there's a button on the fly of your boxers.  That way the little guy doesn't come peeking out.   :peek:

October 04, 2007, 12:41:01 PM
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First of all:  Rusty, excellent post.  As I am now venturing out into the schools for my pre-professional hours I am horrified by this phenomenon.

Also:  stunner, that sounds really weird but I am going to try it because I trust you.
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October 04, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
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Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Hmm, interesting.  Could lead to problems when I have to sit down, though.

First of all:  Rusty, excellent post.  As I am now venturing out into the schools for my pre-professional hours I am horrified by this phenomenon.

It's comforting to know that I am not alone in my fear.

October 04, 2007, 12:46:04 PM
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October 04, 2007, 01:01:39 PM
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Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Hmm, interesting.  Could lead to problems when I have to sit down, though.


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October 04, 2007, 01:08:17 PM
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October 04, 2007, 01:11:24 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

October 04, 2007, 01:17:08 PM
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a) make sure you don't have any std's that could cause an abnormal drip
b) your fear is not unfounded
c) listen to stunner in both his advice and technique (great job stunner!  :thumbsup: )
d) after the "push" do a tuck of your shirt into your khaki's covering any accidental leakage
e) chum1's spin technique is unproven and risky at best, any fall that may result from the spin would be more embarassing than any potential post urinational drip or "pud" as experts call it.

hth.


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October 04, 2007, 01:18:06 PM
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I have this problem too.  It has to do with length of johnson and everyone with an enormous unit has to deal with this eventually.  Disregard any info you receive from short types, they will never understand the trauma this issue can create for us.   :ksu:
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October 04, 2007, 01:21:59 PM
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d) after the "push" do a tuck of your shirt into your khaki's covering any accidental leakage

I have done this.  Some shirts just aren't long enough!

I have to pee now.  I will report on the "taint technique" shortly.

October 04, 2007, 01:24:47 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
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October 04, 2007, 01:26:03 PM
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WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.

October 04, 2007, 01:29:16 PM
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zipper only?

weird. that could be the starting point to the extra dribbleage.
so close to being tucked back in.
so close to dangleage. rogue splatters.


full unzip allows the area (mr. lincoln) below to be left open for accidental spillage.
hitting thigh, not khak.

taint push is gold.

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October 04, 2007, 01:32:51 PM
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zipper only?

weird. that could be the starting point to the extra dribbleage.
so close to being tucked back in.
so close to dangleage. rogue splatters.


full unzip allows the area (mr. lincoln) below to be left open for accidental spillage.
hitting thigh, not khak.





What you said could be true, but the dribbleage is usually slightly below the zipper area and occurs once the unit is replaced.


taint push is gold.

Tangent:  How did you and stunner learn of this technique?

October 04, 2007, 01:36:01 PM
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I just use those "hand dryers" to dry off any possible splatters.  Cleans up the problem quickly.

October 04, 2007, 01:36:49 PM
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i stumbled upon it by accident.

when i drink beer, i piss like a lil girl. so one night i just got pissed off and began to violently force everything out of me.
pushing things, pulling things....smacking things. doing this, i thought, would give me extra time.
i was sick o missing all the fun time with friends - pissing all the time. (away)



the taint push was discovered.
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October 04, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
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when i drink beer, i piss like a lil girl.

I do, too.  My wife makes fun.

Thanks for the story.

October 04, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
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i can't piss if someone else is pissing besides me and the restroom is dead silent.

sometimes I have to cover my ears and will myself to.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

October 04, 2007, 02:12:34 PM
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fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.

October 04, 2007, 02:13:12 PM
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i stumbled upon it too, something needed to be done and i figured it out.
for the record i call it the "prostate press" since that's what it actually is.


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October 04, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
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fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.

I don't have a certain segment of the game, and that play is in that segment.

trust me, i was excited when you posted it.

 :frown:
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

October 04, 2007, 02:27:21 PM
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fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.

I don't have a certain segment of the game, and that play is in that segment.

trust me, i was excited when you posted it.

 :frown:

gif list? 
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

October 04, 2007, 02:46:22 PM
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WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.

 :thumbsup:

i can't imagine doing it any other way, hopefully you find a technique that suits your body type.