Will President Bush

[sonofdaxjones]

I hear Prince is an expert in guerilla warfare . . . I don't know about you guys, but when I see the man, I see a leader.

[pissclams]

i've been in contact with some "friends" and right now the Wildcat heads represent safehouses, the nacho cheese sauces represent "areas of concern" - please keep this information quiet.

tia.

[ECN]

when i get to the top of mangino hill..you will see me raise this flag.

after it drops, its on.

[stormnut]

when i get to the top of the hill..you will see me raise this flag.

after it drops, its on.

You have funny ears.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Can't we use his stupidity to our advantage?  Like telling him that Lawrence is where Osama's hidden?

[shaft3500]

Wolverines!!!!!!


Prince(sheen):geez don't you think they could at least take down that score

Mack(swayze):it's not like you never lost a game

RP: when? i don't remember...

no appropriate red dawn emoticons, damn.

[WildWillie21]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME FROM THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!11!!1111!!!11111111

[catzacker]

what will the name of the militia be?

Potential Players Militia

[steve dave]

[JavaCat]

I just got an email from President George W. Bush with the subject of Working to Win in 2008. He's sending out mass emails. We're doomed.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

I'll tell all the illegals in Garden City and Dodge City to ban together.  Mexico HATES Texas.  Remember the Alamo?     

[QuinnMac]

Should we bunker Prince and the other commanders in the tunnels beneath campus?

[chum1]

Should we bunker Prince and the other commanders in the tunnels beneath campus?

Never.

[KSUTOMMY]

I am getting my donkey ready here in WV... I have my overalls on and my muskett in hand and a chicken under the other arm (dont ask why) I am going to haul ass to get there... should be there in about 3 weeks!

[Saulbadguy]

UPDATE:

The Topeka KATPAKATEERS have made it to Fort Scott and are now resting and awaiting further orders.  We will get some much needed rest and nacho cheese sauce before heading to the border.

[sonofdaxjones]

Weapons Stores raided . . . moving by night through heavy Bucrape forces, expect to be in Kansas by late PM on Sat.

The Pine Needles are falling, repeat, the pine needles are falling.

[steve dave]

I tried to rally the Nebraska defense to come and help the fight but they couldn't find their matching panties for their blackskirts and decided to have a "girls night" and just stay in watching Sandra Bullock movies.  I'm afraid there will be no help from the North on this one (not that I would call them help).  The NE Kat'Pak'rs (me) are heading south but a deadly manure fire is making progress slow. 

[Pittcat]

Topeka KATPAKATEERS volunteering for service! We will march to Ft. Scott this afternoon and make base in Baxter Springs by this weekend!

Pick me up in Pittsburg along the way.  Hope you've got room there's plenty of purple caps floating around Pitt State Campus!

[chum1]

Coach Prince is assembling the intergalactic strike force at the usual spot:  Saturn.

[fatty fat fat]

jad' > bush

[ECN]

a view from my scope.

[Pittcat]

1/34th Classless Brigade: Alert!


The carpet matches the drapes, I say again, the carpet matches the drapes!!!

[WildWillie21]

a view from my scope.

No way we lost to a bunch of f*ckheads who wear man thongs outside their pants.

[Dan Rydell]

Nebraska's notorious for stabbing their northern brethren in the back and taking Texa$' side.  It happened when the Big XII was formed, and it's happening again now.

We must burn Lincoln after we win this year.  We can't afford a two-front war.

[Fledermaus]

Something seems suspicious about the scene around Austin this week.

[kat_dad]

The Shorthorns have made it to Topeka, but they are easy to spot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwE2P9MRvXE