Husker guy in NE: Did you hear?...Zack Bowman walked up to the coaches and gave up his Blackshirt at monday's practice!
Me: What does that mean?.. he doesn't start or something?
Guy: No, (puzzled look in his eyes) it means he doesn't wear a blackshirt in practice!
Me: Oh, does he get a regular jersey?
Guy: (Stricken with puzzlement) Wha?! Yeah! But not a Blackshirt!
Me: Oh, well, what's the difference?
Guy: The Defense Wears Blackshirts!
Me: Is that better than white shirts?
Guy: (Spittle coming down his chin) Hell yes! The Blackshirts are what it's all about! This will motivate us to turn it around!
Me: OK