I could see why Bryce would want to come to KSU instead of OU...we run the ball all day long, all OU does is throw short passing routes.
he'd also have to wait in line before playing. At K-State he plays right away.
Yeah, with a complete lack of talent on the roster, that's the one thing you have to offer. They can come to Kansas State and play with a bunch of 2 star talents for a wack-job coach for a third rate program that will struggle to get to .500 each year. Sounds like an amazing deal to me. 
Do you really have to be mean like that? Here we are, happy that we might actually have a shot at the Brown Bros and you come marching in, swinging your cock around, making us all feel horrible. I suggest you not be such a jerk next time.

It's just that my cock is so big, and your sister likes it so much.

After listening to you guys taunt Nebraska fans about Brook Berringer's death, Kenny Wilson's leg injury, Marlon Lucky's overdose, etc. you're complaining because I give you grief about your crappy recruiting class, third-rate program, and miserable coach? Get serious.
