I made it through an hour of Dora. Then I had to fix supper, since the wife was in class. Then it was bath time. I'm finally able to watch some football. *sigh*
I'm so domestimacated.
LOL, you were watching a DADV while you were typing that....come on....admit!
Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy: HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress: [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.
