Hopefully this isn't one of those movies that get quoted to death. Seriously, they pretty much used my vocabulary (in real life), and I'll seem like those Nap Dynamite quoters. 
LOL @ penis drawings
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65858/detail/
Seriously, lol!
What are you talking about vocabulary in real life? You hardly talk in real life.
kono
standard convo with my "real" friends (not you, "waks"

)
you're gay
no you're gay
you like to sit on boners
you like to wiggle your butthole on boners
you
so how was your boyfriend javier?
your boyfriend?
do your parents know you're gay?
that you're gay? yea, they were shocked at first
you, you're gay