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August 06, 2007, 06:13:40 PM
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I would have been a (an) ______ Major.

I'll go first, photography.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

August 06, 2007, 06:17:32 PM
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My major choice wasn't because of my parents, but if only money really didn't matter, I would have been either graphic design or creative writing (I think that's an emphasis, but not sure what major...English?).

August 06, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
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My parents didn't force me...   I always wanted to be a classless electrical engineer.

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August 06, 2007, 06:31:26 PM
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August 06, 2007, 08:22:21 PM
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god how i wish my parents had forced me into a major with employment possibilities.
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August 06, 2007, 08:27:16 PM
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My parents didn't give me any advice, really.  I would have been a teacher/coach.

August 06, 2007, 08:30:34 PM
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god how i wish my parents had forced me into a major with employment possibilities.

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August 06, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
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August 06, 2007, 08:56:47 PM
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August 06, 2007, 09:08:29 PM
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I majored in hanging around in grad school and managed to prove the regardless of which university you choose they will, eventually, give you another degree in order to get you to leave.   :P

Actually the folks were great, they always said, "Do whatever you enjoy."  Not sure exactly how I wound up with the engineering degrees but the JD was the result of my deciding that since I was an asshole anyway I might as well do something with it that pays well.   :chirp:
Ladies & gentlemen, I present: The Problem

August 07, 2007, 11:41:06 AM
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I majored in hanging around in grad school and managed to prove the regardless of which university you choose they will, eventually, give you another degree in order to get you to leave.   :P

Actually the folks were great, they always said, "Do whatever you enjoy."  Not sure exactly how I wound up with the engineering degrees but the JD was the result of my deciding that since I was an asshole anyway I might as well do something with it that pays well.   :chirp:

Did you get your Undergrad and Grad degrees from K-State?



August 07, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
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I would have been a (an) ______ Major.

I'll go first, photography.

Broadcast Journalism.
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August 07, 2007, 02:19:11 PM
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I would have been a (an) ______ Major.

I'll go first, photography.

Broadcast Journalism.
That reminds me.

Ok we're on the air live from Chipotle in Manhattan Kansas
We'll have exclusive coverage of KatKidfest '07
I'm Bill Thompson.and we're gonna go down live right now with KatKid.
KatKid's on the scene and he's gonna tell us what's going on. KatKid?
Thanks Bill
Yeah you can hear they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
down here at KatKidfest this year
Uh you can hear behind me now that's uh I think they're called Blue
Death
Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at KatKidfest this
year
I think some of the other bands playing will be
The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground
There's been rumor's that EPMD
might come out and play here at KatKidfest this year
Other people in the line-up are
Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up
and tonight they're doing rock and blues
There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight
and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground
is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have
some more food, some more good music...

How's it going, guys, you guys come to KatKidfest every year, or what?
Oh yeah, KatKidfest is the best thing to happen to Kansas since 1998
So, uh, where are you guys from?
Wamego..

KatKidfest, KatKidfest
It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo'
In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze,
And girls who come from other contries 'round the world
Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage,
Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways.
So pack a bag, and come on down, you can ride with Kevin.
We just would like to say welcome to KatKidfest '07.
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block.
It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in
stock.
Tell them you're here for KatKidfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night.
Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this
right.
More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now,
Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!
Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back
fat,
It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at.
I trooped in, now let the KatKidfest begin,
It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin,
Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out,
I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get,
Because I waited and waited, to make this trip.
Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
And I'm'a get mine at this KatKidfest.
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
You'll see tourists and you'll meet people from all around the world.
At last year's fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl.
Sometimes after the shows at night, or in the afternoon,
Some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room.
Most nice girls do not give good brain, for others it's a racket.
Some guys leave KatKid out of luck and go home with a packet.
Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of asian,
Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look
Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany heaven,
A thick bitch with big legs, yeah, it's KatKidfest 2007.
KatKidfest, KatKidfest,
KatKid 2007, KatKidfest, KatKidfest
KatKidfest '07 y'all, crazy kat, crazy kat
KatKidfest '07, KatKid, KatKid, and you don't stop
KatKid, KatKid, K-K-K-K crazy Kat.
Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuous check it out, check it out
KatKid '07 K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
It's just KatKidfest 2007 K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
I got this plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas,
One girl stands behind me, the other in front...
Well, I never tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what,
We'll bust the cherries, then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top,
Then we'll do the splits. Now what have we got?
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of asian,
Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look
A red bone with good muscle tone, a young cocoa delight,
Wood-panel brown girl who is down, more game then Icy Mike,
Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany heaven,
A thick bitch with big legs, it's KatKidfest 2007
Ah yeah, KatKidfest, KatKidfest, KatKidfest, KatKid
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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August 07, 2007, 02:43:29 PM
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My parents didn't tell me anything.

I wanted to major in Photography... They didn't have it as a major when I was a Freshman, so I chose Graphic Design.

My Senior Year, they created Photography as a major; only thing is, I had already taken all the necessary classes to claim it as a major, but it wouldn't make a difference on my diploma... so I just tell people I got a BA with an emphasis in Photography and Graphic Design.

No matter what I'd still probably be working at a car dealership and doing photography on the side.

As much as I love KSU and am glad I went there, part of me wishes I would have gone to an Art institute for a bit more extensive studying.

BTW, anyone need any senior/family/engagement portraits??? Don't have enough equipment so that I would feel comfortable doing weddings yet, but if you don't really care about your wedding portraits, I could give you some pretty good crap. 

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August 07, 2007, 03:16:29 PM
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I majored in hanging around in grad school and managed to prove the regardless of which university you choose they will, eventually, give you another degree in order to get you to leave.   :P

Actually the folks were great, they always said, "Do whatever you enjoy."  Not sure exactly how I wound up with the engineering degrees but the JD was the result of my deciding that since I was an asshole anyway I might as well do something with it that pays well.   :chirp:

Did you get your Undergrad and Grad degrees from K-State?

The BS & MS, I migrated to Pac-10 territory for the JD.
Ladies & gentlemen, I present: The Problem

August 07, 2007, 10:24:18 PM
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My parents gently nudged me toward computer science.  I ended up in electrical engineering.  I would have loved to double-major in physics and literature and hang out at KSU for six years.

August 08, 2007, 12:37:54 PM
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Katkid is from wamego? or pissclams?

August 08, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
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August 08, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
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August 08, 2007, 05:57:54 PM
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I wish I wouldn't have been so terrible at math that made anykind of engineering our of the question.

August 08, 2007, 08:24:52 PM
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I wish I wouldn't have been so terrible at math that made anykind of engineering our of the question.

Consider yourself fortunate, engineers are lame.   :popcorn:
Ladies & gentlemen, I present: The Problem