Attention Sprint employees

[michigancat]

[kougar24]

Rusty, that image wasn't on the Internet, and I can't find the fountain one, but you know all you need to know already. It's part of Sprint's new ad campaign.

[michigancat]

Rusty, that image wasn't on the Internet, and I can't find the fountain one, but you know all you need to know already. It's part of Sprint's new ad campaign.

No, it still makes less sense than the taxi or floating neon barbecue grill.

[chum1]

http://www2.sprint.com/mr/cda_pkDetail.do?id=1980

[Kat Kid]

I have to say Kougs, I think this "in-your-face" ad campaign might not play in the heartland where irony and cutting edge comedy are lost on the naive and earnest folks of rural, agricultural origin.

[michigancat]

http://www2.sprint.com/mr/cda_pkDetail.do?id=1980

^Hence the dancing banana

[KungFoooKitty]

[ECN]

yeah. thats real.

[KungFoooKitty]

If I wasn't computer retarded and worried that I'd break the internet, I would do a little photo shop with that one

[kougar24]

http://www2.sprint.com/mr/cda_pkDetail.do?id=1980

Ooo, nice catch. I stand corrected.

Rusty: KC is the (self-proclaimed?) city of fountains. HTH.

[michigancat]

http://www2.sprint.com/mr/cda_pkDetail.do?id=1980

Ooo, nice catch. I stand corrected.

Rusty: KC is the (self-proclaimed?) city of fountains. HTH.

Goddammit you retard.  I know that.

[Kat Kid]

Rusty, maybe this would be helpful in clearing up your confusion?

http://www.kcfountains.org/

Would you like to know more about Kansas City's Fountains?

Well, you've come to the right place to find out! You'll find a brief history of our fountains going all the way back to 1883, and some fun facts that will surprise you. And if you think you know everything about our fountains, try taking our test and see how much you really know!

[ew2x4]

Rusty, maybe this would be helpful in clearing up your confusion?

fountains[/b].org/]http://www.kcfountains.org/

Would you like to know more about Kansas City's Fountains?

Well, you've come to the right place to find out! You'll find a brief history of our fountains going all the way back to 1883, and some fun facts that will surprise you. And if you think you know everything about our fountains, try taking our test and see how much you really know!

You fail at linking.

[Kat Kid]

Rusty, maybe this would be helpful in clearing up your confusion?

fountains[/b].org/]http://www.kcfountains.org/

Would you like to know more about Kansas City's Fountains?

Well, you've come to the right place to find out! You'll find a brief history of our fountains going all the way back to 1883, and some fun facts that will surprise you. And if you think you know everything about our fountains, try taking our test and see how much you really know!

You fail at linking.

what are you talking about?

[michigancat]

Rusty, maybe this would be helpful in clearing up your confusion?

http://www.kcfountains.org/

Would you like to know more about Kansas City's Fountains?

Well, you've come to the right place to find out! You'll find a brief history of our fountains going all the way back to 1883, and some fun facts that will surprise you. And if you think you know everything about our fountains, try taking our test and see how much you really know!

thx.  very helpful.

[Saulbadguy]

Oh god. I love this thread.

ATTN Sprint Employees, can I get a "friends and family" plan thing for really cheap?  With vision and all that.  pst.

[Kat Kid]

Q:  Does friends and family cover acquaintances and cousins?

[ECN]

how do they do friends and family in arkansas?

arent they all family?

i bet someone loses a penny or two with that deal.

[chum1]

kougar24
"I really love the all hands meetings as well as
my badass apartment in Olathe."

[ECN]

 

[Kat Kid]

k24?

[ECN]

kougar24
"I really love the all hands meetings as well as
my badass apartment in Olathe."

really maurice? after six years, you have the same job title as keisha does afer 1.5 years.

the sky's the limit.

oh, and 'marita' youre obviously a stand in, since it doesnt mention your years on the job.

[Trim]

lol. coverage?

More coverage than the sun.

[ECN]

just doin my job pip squeak.

[KSU176]

"I really love the all hands meetings as well as
my badass apartment in Olathe."

If only Prague was mentioned in that quote, it would be the badest assed quote ever.   

[kougar24]

 

[Kat Kid]

Whenever I hear Olathe I always think of those awesome car ads with the guy in the checkered sport coat and enormous sunflower button with a cowboy hat that used to say "OOOOOOOOOOOOOLATHAAA!"

[ECN]

hap hazard!

[Kat Kid]

Bluetooth is awesome.  bluetooth + blackberry on the belt = people being impressed with your importance.

Crisp Hagar shirt, crisp Dockers khaks, square toe leather shoes all signal that you are "on your way" in the booming metroplex of fountainy K.C.

[ECN]

Bluetooth is awesome.  bluetooth + blackberry on the belt = people being impressed with your importance.

Crisp Hagar shirt, crisp Dockers khaks, square toe leather shoes all signal that you are "on your way" in the booming metroplex of fountainy K.C.

you put the nail in the coffin with the square toe leather shoe description.