Considering that I'm expert qualified on M-16, M-60, AK-47, MA-Deuce, M-4, Colt 45, M9 Baretta, and have driven Bradley, Abrams, and Howitzers...
You'd all be damn sure to have me in the fox hole to protect your sorry asses.
Assuming I don't shoot your sorry asses first.. right TheShocker?