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June 22, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
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smelly dude.
okay....so im one of those bastards that has the annoying bug zapper hanging from the front porch. i love em.
i jump up and down with the big ones short the outlet and release a soft smoke into the night air. i love to sit on the front porch and watch them divebomb into the light like the japanese kamakazee pilots of WWII. but i have noticed one thing...

it attracts my smelly, annoying neighbor from across the street. my wife curses me everytime i plug it in.

"you know SD (smelly dude) will be here in no time..right?" she says.

"yes. but im bored." i reply.

sure enough. tonight, while smoking a stellar cigar, and listening to royals on 810 (i HATE bob davis) here he comes...wearing loafers, black athletic shorts and a chiefs shirt from the 72 season.

(damn my wife for being right again)

turns out all he wanted was some guitar strings.

turns out i had some.

and as soon as i unplugged the light to go in, he was gone.



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June 23, 2007, 02:41:47 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?
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June 23, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
The guy likes the bug zapper?
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June 23, 2007, 08:02:44 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
You have a front porch in the River Market?
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June 23, 2007, 08:10:38 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: Saulbadguy on June 23, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
The guy likes the bug zapper?
I believe that that's what he was saying.  :rolleyes:


ECN, you watch a bug zapper all night when you get bored? You are one strange dude. I usually watch Chum1's videos when I'm bored, fwiw..



Edit: and who the &@#% asks their neighbor for guitar strings?  :confused:
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June 23, 2007, 09:54:48 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: Rusty on June 23, 2007, 08:02:44 AM
You have a front porch in the River Market?

its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.

the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.

Quote from: kusucks on June 23, 2007, 02:41:47 AM
Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?

no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.



..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string.   :lick:
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June 23, 2007, 10:00:57 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 09:54:48 AM
Quote from: Rusty on June 23, 2007, 08:02:44 AM
You have a front porch in the River Market?

its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.

the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.

Quote from: kusucks on June 23, 2007, 02:41:47 AM
Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?

no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.



..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string.   :lick:
It sounds like a pretty sexy story.
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June 23, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.
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June 23, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
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Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.

Sounds like an idea for the next KATPAKr event.
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June 23, 2007, 10:24:29 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.
As do I, ECN. As do I.
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June 23, 2007, 10:36:44 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-

slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....

i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
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June 23, 2007, 10:41:43 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 10:36:44 AM
he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-

slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....

i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
Is he a ku fan?
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June 23, 2007, 10:47:30 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.
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June 24, 2007, 03:25:07 AM
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I'm the same way with bug zappers... love to watch the bugs get fried.  I had a moth in there tonight and he got f*cked up!  Started smoking and everything... 

Be careful though, I saw a study once that showed what happens to the bug when it gets zapped.  Basically it releases micro-bacterial sh*t into the air so you might try to refrain from eating around it.  Unless of course you like a little bug sh*t to spice things up.  :barf:
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June 24, 2007, 09:00:50 AM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 10:47:30 AM
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.

He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event.  We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours.  Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
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June 24, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: kusucks on June 24, 2007, 09:00:50 AM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 23, 2007, 10:47:30 AM
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.

He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event.  We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours.  Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
Curious, what happens if you touch one of those things?
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June 24, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
ECN, I need to see this guy.
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June 24, 2007, 07:10:19 PM
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Quote from: Kilgore Trout on June 24, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
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June 24, 2007, 08:22:15 PM
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Quote from: waks on June 24, 2007, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Kilgore Trout on June 24, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
Convince Chupa find time in his schedule, and you have a deal.
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June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
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June 24, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
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June 24, 2007, 09:02:25 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: waks on June 24, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
I already have video of ECN's wife and smelly guy.
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June 24, 2007, 09:15:07 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:
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June 24, 2007, 09:28:08 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: cyclist on June 24, 2007, 09:15:07 PM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:

no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
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June 24, 2007, 09:34:15 PM
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A wise move on your part, Chupa !

Keep a good watch on this dude.  I don't want to lose the Chupa animations !
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June 24, 2007, 09:37:24 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: cyclist on June 24, 2007, 09:15:07 PM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:

no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
Oh yeah, I'll get back to you on the 29th..
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June 24, 2007, 10:44:24 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
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June 24, 2007, 10:53:07 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: Rusty on June 24, 2007, 10:44:24 PM
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.
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June 24, 2007, 10:54:26 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
Quote from: waks on June 24, 2007, 10:53:07 PM
Quote from: Rusty on June 24, 2007, 10:44:24 PM
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.

I just feel sorry for the other one if one of them has a 9in. wang.
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June 24, 2007, 10:54:34 PM
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Re: smelly dude.
I always thought "carl" was the quintessential gay name.
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