if we beat texas again at texas

[ds43fan]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

[chum1]

They will shoot you.  For real.

[ds43fan]

They will shoot you.  For real.

they cant shoot all of us

[ksuno1stunner]

They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

[pissclams]

They will lasso you.  For real.

fixed

[asava]

They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

we should contact RCPD and see if they can supply us with bullet proof vests.

[Iceberg]

They will lasso you.  For real.

fixed

Actually, you didn't fix it.... "They will rope you"  is correct. You use a lasso, but you don't lasso anything. You rope it.


Yes, storm the field. I am trying to decide in between going to the Auburn game or the Texas game. Prolly end up going to Texas because thats what my friends want to do... If we beat them we should storm the field (or the barns) and steal Bevo. Someone can recruit Garth to help.

[Iceberg]

They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

we should contact RCPD and see if they can supply us with bullet proof vests.

or better yet, bullet proof jocks like they have on super troopers

[kstate16]

They will lasso you.  For real.

fixed

If we beat them we should storm the field (or the barns) and steal Bevo. Someone can recruit Garth to help.

Then slaughter him and eat him.

[ds43fan]

 

[Iceberg]

If anyone wants to help steal Bevo, you must be warned what your up against. In Texas, stealing cattle is still punishable by hanging. Then bringing the animal across state lines back to Kansas is a felony.

I'm in!

[The42Yardstick]

They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

Actually, the worst they can do is have their comatose alums dump some pinot noir on your shirts, and since you guys wear purple it'll fit right in. That is, if they haven't already left by the end of the third quarter.

[doom]

They will shoot you.  For real.

they cant shoot all of us

They can sure try.

[WildCatzPhreak]

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

[Iceberg]

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

Good luck finding them... Bevo is a steer.

[ds43fan]

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

winner

[Iceberg]

We could pull an Aggie trick and brand 45-42 into the side of the steer.

But I tell you what, if we steal it, I will provide the barn to hide it in up here in Kansas. I will feed it until 2010, when Texas comes back to Manhattan. Willie's midfield skit will include video of slaughtering Bevo. Afterwards, Bevo Jerkey will be shot to KSU fans from the cat cannon.

[WildCatzPhreak]

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

Good luck finding them... Bevo is a steer.

Not surprising.  Quite literally a symbol of a nutless program.

[ScubaSteve]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

[catzacker]

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  

[ds43fan]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

[WildCatzPhreak]

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

I'm confident we could get a military escort from some aggies.  Once we make it to Oklahoma we're in the clear.

We will win.  Mccoy is deathly afraid of us.  "Sorry about last year Colt!  We meant to completely break your neck.  We're back to finish the job!"

[The42Yardstick]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35

[ds43fan]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35

i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M

[The42Yardstick]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35

i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M

I live in between Austin and San Antonio, if you go the speed limit (70) an 18-wheeler will run you over. I do have to say that if you guys tore down UT's goalposts it would make my day even though I'm a ku fan, their outrage would be music to my ears for years to come.

Oh, and just drive through the panhandle, I'm sure Tech fans would love to assist you.

[ds43fan]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35

i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M

I live in between Austin and San Antonio, if you go the speed limit (70) an 18-wheeler will run you over. I do have to say that if you guys tore down UT's goalposts it would make my day even though I'm a ku fan, their outrage would be music to my ears for years to come.

Oh, and just drive through the panhandle, I'm sure Tech fans would love to assist you.

thanks for the help we will plan a route of escorts back from austin through all of the Texas Big 12 school cities, we hope to find assistance, oh and have an escort from OU waiting at the texas boarder

[The Manhatter]

if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5

[ds43fan]

if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5

http://collectedmiscellany.com/archives/000_0061-thumb.JPG
does this mean we have a chance?

[JTKSU]

it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?

hince we tear down texas's goal posts

There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  

we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that on I-35.....

[willie83]

if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5

Damn close, but Mangino will never be > 3-5