Make Weiser apologize after Big Monday

[CatMission]

I have been a guest here for a while and have decided to add my thoughts here today.  I hope our students and the Collegian will be even more classless (I know we have it in us) than the ku crowd last week.

That said, I think we need to offer some guidance to our students and the entire crowd for that matter with some classless chants at each ku player and coach.

Perhaps the Collegian can publish some photo with Self w/o his toupee on one side and then a list of rude statements to make towards each ku player on the inside.

Please contribute your thoughts on particular ku players or Self.

[BullHawkWheel]

your chant wont appear classless, they will appear stupid when we are up by 20

[BMWJhawk]

Is your entire fanbase a bunch of whiney pussies?

It's a rivalry, and your coach has a DUI.  You should have known this was going to happen.  I think most of you are just upset that you got your asses kicked by 27 points. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Is your entire fanbase a bunch of whiney pussies?

It's a rivalry, and your coach has a DUI.  You should have known this was going to happen.  I think most of you are just upset that you got your asses kicked by 27 points. 

Look whiney bitch, we'll decide who is and isn't the whiney pussies.  No go cry about something we've said or done back at the Hen House.

[pissclams]

The only problem Bradley Michael is that he's not complaining or crying.

[catzacker]

"Toupees and Gays"

[phicat1448]

Is your entire fanbase a bunch of whiney pussies?

It's a rivalry, and your coach has a DUI.  You should have known this was going to happen.  I think most of you are just upset that you got your asses kicked by 27 points. 

I thought we wern't your rivals

[jeffy]

Fuc-king Que-ers *clap clap clapclapclap*

[Iceberg]

Won't happen. Collegian is too liberal, which equals pro-ku. Therefore, they won't do anything.

[AzCat]

I'll be sorely disappointed if there aren't painted live chickens flying out of the stands.

[Iceberg]

does anyone have ideas on how to get them in the game? I can get the chickens, no problem. Sneaking them in is the issue.

[AzCat]

The last guy I know of who got one in said that there was a way you can hold them so that they'll basically fall asleep.  Well, that and he knew which door his frat brothers were working. 

[waks]

does anyone have ideas on how to get them in the game? I can get the chickens, no problem. Sneaking them in is the issue.

get an instrument case, walk in through one of the back doors wherever the band goes in through and tell them that you are in the band and are running late. Go to your seat, open the case and let them fly.

[sys]

to hypnotize a chicken - place chicken on floor, strech legs out behind it and neck in front.  place finger in front of beak and gradually move it away in a straight line.  hold position for at least 10 seconds.

the chicken will stay motionless and quiet for a while.  not long enough to take it from a car to your seat, but for a while.  however, if after stretching it, you were to wrap in it a breathable dark fabric (somewhat loosely, but restrained enough that is stays stretched out), i would bet it would be, at the very least, extremely docile until removed from the cloth.



also, basically any bird is is pretty docile if you just cover their eyes.

[michigancat]

I think you're supposed to duct tape the hypnotized chicken to your leg.

[cireksu]

I completely agree with this thread.  How about water balloons filled with cold urine.

[WILDCAT NATION]

Is your entire fanbase a bunch of whiney pussies?

It's a rivalry, and your coach has a DUI.  You should have known this was going to happen.  I think most of you are just upset that you got your asses kicked by 27 points. 

Is that Brandon's kid?

[Snakehead05]

does anyone have ideas on how to get them in the game? I can get the chickens, no problem. Sneaking them in is the issue.

Snap the neck, and stuff them in your coat.  We don't need to stinkin' live chickens.

[CatsNShocks]

Seriously, if someone can pull this off, it will be on every CBB hi-light reel for at least a week.
Somebody get this done!

Oh, but wait...we arn't rivals!

[cireksu]

A friend of mine did it 2 or 3 years ago, they threw it out coming back from a commercial break.  Said Bill Self kind of stared at it.

[pissclams]

I think you're supposed to duct tape the hypnotized chicken to your leg.

[KSt8er]

eh, tuck its head under a wing and it's asleep, right?  And in some manner the nation needs to know that ku is Mancer U, Self has an asshat hairpiece, and Dooley should get plenty of F U's, or some recognition for his antics. 

[lynchmb1029]

I was front row last year at the ku game. Someone got in a dead chicken. It was thrown but landed right behind the press area and the ku bench. The chicken was bleeding a ton from the mouth and blood dripped all over the floor.  I watched as the head security guy came storming over there and absolutely ripped anyone wearing a pink shirt within 20 feet from where it happend.

[JesusShuttlesworth]

How about a giant sign reading:

"DUCK FOOLEY"

[AzCat]

I was front row last year at the ku game. Someone got in a dead chicken. It was thrown but landed right behind the press area and the ku bench. The chicken was bleeding a ton from the mouth and blood dripped all over the floor. 

Which is why it needs to be alive.  There's nothing quite as entertaining as watching the ushers try to catch one of these critters.

[KSt8er]

How about a giant sign reading:

"DUCK FOOLEY"

Why not!   Or, how about a sign that says "HEY DOOLEY" with that picture of Stew holding the K-State part of his shirt up that got the reaction from Dooley last year.  Anyone? 

[kcpowercat]

I'm thinking somebody has to do something to mock those huge idiotic heads ku fans carry into the games....maybe make them like south park canadians?  Maybe a huge one of Self with a removable scalp?

One with Brandon and a kid pops out of the top?

Huge picture of Julian's failed dunk?

Or hell, just a huge unit to insert into one of their mouths...you know, the gay one.

Oh and the chicken has to be done.

Make us proud students....I'm pissed I missed anything like it in my 5 years of Tan Tom/Wooldrige.

[AzCat]

Huge picture of Gay ku player's failed dunk?

That should be on the video boards.

[BBF$$Cat]

What a good sized chicken is just a little larger then a football right? Blindfold the chicken to calm, put a body tie around the body with wings held tightly against the body and the legs up tight under the belly to keep it from struggling in combination with the blindfold. Create a carrying capsule of sort(with air hole in it so the damm bird can get air) to put the chiken in that could be wrapped fairly tightly against the body that would not appear too abnormal for a big guy under a coat or something. The carrying case would prevent any movement from the bird being noticeable from the outside....

Maybe someone can improve on this idea some....

Who knows just a thought?