Sat in section 15, row 4 with my dad tonight. Pops felt it a personal insult when Chapman thumped his chest after every made layup.
...so out of a TV timeout Chapman walks to line up for a free throw and pops yells "Hey Chap... man..." (not very clever, I'll admit, but attracted his attention nonetheless) and starts pounding on his chest special-olympics-style. Chapman looks up and immediately regrets his decision to be born.