OU, TX Haiku to honor their brilliant coaches

[bry4321]

Help me out here!

Texas* football coach
with no backup quarterback
Better luck next year

Quarterback gets hurt
Fat paycheck unaffected
Backups not needed

Pay Stoops** millions please
When star qb is injured
Happy on his yacht

*or Sooner
** or Brown

[Gooch]

 

[bry4321]

Haiku of Bob and Mack

Counting our millions
Bradford and McCoy fragile
Worst coaches ever?

Highest-paid coaches
Indestructible QBs
Not so fast my friends

Heisman candidate
Better not get hurt too bad
Oops!  We lose again

[VGibsonLives]

Texas does not sleep

In fear of the impending

Chisholm Trail Rivalry

[I_have_purplewood]

I've seen many
a dumb post
think this one
is the most

[Gooch]

I've seen many
a dumb post
think this one
is the most

not 5-7-5

[SkinnyBenny]

Texas does not sleep

In fear of the impending

Chisholm Trail Rivalry

Not 5-7-5   

[Dr.Spaceman]

Mack is terrible
seriously, what the frack
you a fag, you ghey

[Gooch]

Mack is terrible
seriously, what the frack
you a fag, you ghey

[Kat Kid]

In old ball battle,
Mack's smell of sandlewood.  Snyd?
Like wet wipes and church.

You know what they say,
Hemmroids and visors, ev'ry
A-hole gets them...Stoops.