A court in Lahore, Pakistan, has ordered that two men have their noses and ears chopped off, after the two were convicted of doing the same to a young woman.
Sure, it sounds bad, but have you MET that bitch?
But, wait...
When they thought she was dead, they cut off her nose and ears, Ali said.
See, they thought she was dead. Perfectly reasonable thing to do to a corpse, IMO. This whole thing is a HUGE misunderstanding.
