Sounds you hate to hear in a public restroom.

[raquetcat]

 For me it's the gunfire crapping of somebody in a stall. Or the grunts, or the really big sighs jeez people leave your nasty crapping for home not the workplace.

[5601js]

Can't really say any sounds are hated.
Most of them pretty much make me laugh, in an immature, preteen sort of way.

[ThreeHolePunch]

That sticky, wet sound  a turd makes when it comes out of someone's asshole.

The only time that sound is meant to be heard by 2 different people is during sex.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

The jingling of an Irish assasin's charm bracelet/garot.

[purplebybirth]

The jingling of an Irish assasin's charm bracelet/garot.

this, and

i hate sh*tting in public. i mean, when i hear someone laying it to a toilet, i dont really mind, kinda makes me chuckle. but when i'm the one sh*tting, i'm very  and don't want to be very loud and stuff.

[Pett]

For me it's the gunfire crapping of somebody in a stall. Or the grunts, or the really big sighs jeez people leave your nasty crapping for home not the workplace.

Can't say that I have actually heard this. Only in movies to be honest....

[waks]

Someone's water breaking.

[FBWillie]

moaning.

[Thin Blue Line]

"Uh oh"

[Pike]

The jingling of an Irish assasin's charm bracelet/garot.

this, and

i hate sh*tting in public. i mean, when i hear someone laying it to a toilet, i dont really mind, kinda makes me chuckle. but when i'm the one sh*tting, i'm very  and don't want to be very loud and stuff.

I try to avoid public sh*tters just for this reason

[pwrcat1]

Heard a guy wacking it one time in one of the "hidden" b-rooms at jccc.
 

[114hickory]

A human voice.

[jeffy]

Someone having a conversation on a cell phone from the next stall over.

or

The sound of shoes tapping 3 times under my stall wall.

[catdude33]

This thread could be titled "sounds cd33 loves to make in a public restroom"

[jeffy]

This thread could be titled "sounds cd33 loves to make in a public restroom"

The sound of shoes tapping 3 times under my stall wall.

 

[Thin Blue Line]

This thread could be titled "sounds cd33 loves to make in a public restroom"

The sound of shoes tapping 3 times under my stall wall.

 

 

[HubrisVonWhiskers]

Christmas music. 

Especially Manheim Steamershlttymusic.
You think any diety would want songs celebrating their son's b-day playing in a place where we shlt and piss?
 
"If thou shalt shat without silence, thou shalt shat whilst hearing the praises of my only begotten son, and thine shall know thine poo and butt-health is saturated with the love of thine savior.  So sayeth the Lord."-pretty sure that's a proverb.

[Thin Blue Line]

Christmas music. 

Especially Manheim Steamershlttymusic.
You think any diety would want songs celebrating their son's b-day playing in a place where we shlt and piss?
 
"If thou shalt shat without silence, thou shalt shat whilst hearing the praises of my only begotten son, and thine shall know thine poo and butt-health is saturated with the love of thine savior.  So sayeth the Lord."-pretty sure that's a proverb.

There is a special place reserved for you in hell.

[HubrisVonWhiskers]

Christmas music. 

Especially Manheim Steamershlttymusic.
You think any diety would want songs celebrating their son's b-day playing in a place where we shlt and piss?
 
"If thou shalt shat without silence, thou shalt shat whilst hearing the praises of my only begotten son, and thine shall know thine poo and butt-health is saturated with the love of thine savior.  So sayeth the Lord."-pretty sure that's a proverb.

There is a special place reserved for you in hell.

no doubt. 
prolly get to spend eternity in a flaming public shltter for demons. 

[Thin Blue Line]

Christmas music.  

Especially Manheim Steamershlttymusic.
You think any diety would want songs celebrating their son's b-day playing in a place where we shlt and piss?
  
"If thou shalt shat without silence, thou shalt shat whilst hearing the praises of my only begotten son, and thine shall know thine poo and butt-health is saturated with the love of thine savior.  So sayeth the Lord."-pretty sure that's a proverb.

  
There is a special place reserved for you in hell.

no doubt.  
prolly get to spend eternity in a flaming public shltter for demons.  

          

[PCR]

pfffbbbbttttttttt  sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh--you have to speed up because you know the smell will be awful.

I'm always amazed that some people can take a crap, then wipe once and be washing their hands before you're even done with your pee. 

[cat1444]

That sticky, wet sound  a turd makes when it comes out of someone's asshole.

The only time that sound is meant to be heard by 2 different people is during sex.

Hot Carl