Dear MU Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)

[steve dave]

Begin lining up where the concrete parking lot meets the grass on the east side of the stadium at 7AM sharp Saturday morning.  Come prepared to have your clothing and overall appearance mocked and your face/balls punched into the pavement.  I will be delivering unholy scrote stompings to one MU fan at a time until we are through the entire line or my dad calls on my new cell phone to tell me it's time to go into the game.  There will be sub lines available for you to be viciously pummeled by my bros should the primary line become too long. The sandwiches and orange drink near the front of the line are for me and my posse only.  If you wish to have some sandwich or drink you can ask one of us (we will be in white robes with belts of various shades of badass) but my mom only made enough for us so don't expect a lot of handouts.  If the parking lots are not open upon your arrival you can park your hillbilly banjo wagons at the rec center.  As this is Kansas and not Missouri your unconscious body will not be raped so your families can retrieve you at their leisure. 

[EllToPay]

Begin lining up where the concrete parking lot meets the grass on the east side of the stadium at 7AM sharp Saturday morning.  Come prepared to have your clothing and overall appearance mocked and your face/balls punched into the pavement.  I will be delivering unholy scrote stompings to one MU fan at a time until we are through the entire line or my dad calls on my new cell phone to tell me it's time to go into the game.  There will be sub lines available for you to be viciously pummeled by my bros should the primary line become too long. The sandwiches and orange drink near the front of the line are for me and my posse only.  If you wish to have some sandwich or drink you can ask one of us (we will be in white robes with belts of various shades of badass) but my mom only made enough for us so don't expect a lot of handouts.  If the parking lots are not open upon your arrival you can park your hillbilly banjo wagons at the rec center.  As this is Kansas and not Missouri your unconscious body will not be raped so your families can retrieve you at their leisure. 

[sonofdaxjones]

SD please confirm:  Orange Drink in gallon jugs, usually store or some off brand . . .yes or no??

[Thin Blue Line]

Begin lining up where the concrete parking lot meets the grass on the east side of the stadium at 7AM sharp Saturday morning.  Come prepared to have your clothing and overall appearance mocked and your face/balls punched into the pavement.  I will be delivering unholy scrote stompings to one MU fan at a time until we are through the entire line or my dad calls on my new cell phone to tell me it's time to go into the game.  There will be sub lines available for you to be viciously pummeled by my bros should the primary line become too long. The sandwiches and orange drink near the front of the line are for me and my posse only.  If you wish to have some sandwich or drink you can ask one of us (we will be in white robes with belts of various shades of badass) but my mom only made enough for us so don't expect a lot of handouts.  If the parking lots are not open upon your arrival you can park your hillbilly banjo wagons at the rec center.  As this is Kansas and not Missouri your unconscious body will not be raped so your families can retrieve you at their leisure. 

I've heard that sort of thing happens in Low-rentz.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

SD, suggestion:

You might let them know that a major rule of this fight is that they have to leave their meth-related products in their wagon.  We don't want you or one of the fellas to get pricked with a dirty needle.

[Thin Blue Line]

SD, suggestion:

You might let them know that a major rule of this fight is that they have to leave their meth-related products in their wagon.  We don't want you or one of the fellas to get pricked with a dirty needle.

This.

Trust me.

[jthutch]

Steve Dave I just got my Orange belt in Jewjitsu and want to try out my moves.  I thought this might be a great chance to help with some nut stomping.  While My fighting style is more of a ground game I can still crush some skulls and man bags.  My mom says I can only come and play for about an hour but I think that should help you out some to keep your line manageable. 

[Bhyaaaaa!]

Stefon Hannah and his Mom will be there conducting a post-beating instructional course that includes an exciting demonstration on the proper application, use and care of head gear and will also provide a summary of the latest breakthroughs in wire-to-jaw technology.

[jester66]

Steve Dave I just got my Orange belt in Jewjitsu and want to try out my moves.  I thought this might be a great chance to help with some nut stomping.  While My fighting style is more of a ground game I can still crush some skulls and man bags.  My mom says I can only come and play for about an hour but I think that should help you out some to keep your line manageable. 

Jewjitsu?
Oy Vey!
Bet that line will have a 40 minute haggling minimum before nut stomping can commence.
 

[Rick Daris]

 

this is what i've been waiting for. i'm ungrounded and get to go to my first fball game in a month. i have also spent most of the last month lifting weights in the basement. free weights btw, much harder. this is going to be fun. can't wait.

[jthutch]

Steve Dave I just got my Orange belt in Jewjitsu and want to try out my moves.  I thought this might be a great chance to help with some nut stomping.  While My fighting style is more of a ground game I can still crush some skulls and man bags.  My mom says I can only come and play for about an hour but I think that should help you out some to keep your line manageable. 

Jewjitsu?
Oy Vey!
Bet that line will have a 40 minute haggling minimum before nut stomping can commence.
 

Of course you can try to haggle your way out but my JEWjitsu training will not allow me to accommodate, in fact your beating may be more severe.

[JTKSU]

SD please confirm:  Orange Drink in gallon jugs, usually store or some off brand . . .yes or no??

I'd have to go with the big cooler thing with a tap at the bottom, filled with "orange drink" that was made from some sort of powder.  You have most likely seen these contraptions at large picnics or gatherings put on by organizations with very small budgets like a church.

[Belvis Noland]

As this is Kansas and not Missouri your unconscious body will not be raped so your families can retrieve you at their leisure. 

I can't stop laughing at this part.  If my sig line wasn't already completely perfect, I'd rip this off. 

[Pete]

Some Mizzou fans thought this was a joke last year....some learned the hard way.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

PS.  Please tie a bandana around your banjo pluckin/washboard playing hand and SD will do his best to not shatter it into dust.

[sonofdaxjones]

Some Mizzou fans thought this was a joke last year....some learned the hard way.

Dude was in a coma for 3 weeks . . . pitiful, just pitiful.

[Belvis Noland]

He's never been the same.  Doesn't do much sitting these days.

[Thin Blue Line]

He's never been the same.  Doesn't do much sitting these days.

You mean he doesn't do much laying flat.

[85catbacker]

SD, suggestion:

You might let them know that a major rule of this fight is that they have to leave their meth-related products in their wagon.  We don't want you or one of the fellas to get pricked with a dirty needle.

You might let them know to leave the porn DVDs that they picked up along I-70 before crossing the state line in their cars so they don't get broke when you unleash the rapid fury of punches.

[boopeetpatweet]

Sorry SD, I have seen these monsters in action. Even if you are able to fend them off of your person, your pizza is still in serious danger. They will eat it cold. Truly, there is nothing you can do.

[Cautiously Optimistic]

Some Mizzou fans thought this was a joke last year....some learned the hard way.

F*cked up on so many levels I don't know where to start but it is funny picture for this thread.

[nicname]

The man shown in the picture is only 23 years old before his ball bashing at the hands of SD. He was a young viral recent college grad with his whole life ahead of him.  Too bad he underestimated the fury with which SD pummels nuts and balls.  after a few of these the beating was so brutal and the state of shock so intense, the poor man aged considerably and was left nearly paralyzed.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

Heard that some Columbia-area hospitals are sending ambulances to Manhattan to help out with the destruction.

LOL, just kidding.  Those hayseeds don't have hospitals.   

[Thin Blue Line]

Heard that some Columbia-area hospitals are sending ambulances to Manhattan to help out with the destruction.

LOL, just kidding.  Those hayseeds don't have hospitals.   

True. Ol' Doc Jones shows up at their homes on his horse and buggy. Quite a sight to see. Usually only gets paid in chickens and meth, though.

[JTKSU]

Heard that some Columbia-area hospitals are sending ambulances to Manhattan to help out with the destruction.

LOL, just kidding.  Those hayseeds don't have hospitals.  

True. Ol' Doc Jones shows up at their homes on his horse and buggy. Quite a sight to see. Usually only gets paid in chickens   toothless sister/cousin sex and meth, though.

FYP.

[jthutch]

Mizzou nut stomping update:  My mom told me I have to go find my seat but there are about 5 more toothless BO ridden MU fans in line I will leave them here and maybe pick up the beat downs at half time 15 mins should be enough to destroy them all.

[cyclist]

Mizzou fans saw this and decided to run away...  That is the real reason Mizzou won the game today.