mizzou joke thread

[Rick Daris]

knock knock

who's there?

mizzou fan

mizzou fan who

mizzou fan that lives in a tent by the river and eats squirrel

could you be more specific? thanks. it's just that i know a lot of mizzou fans that live in tents by rivers and eat squirrel. i don't really want to open the door until i know which one you are. thanks again, i'm sure you understand.

[hemmy]

Q: What do you call a Mizzou fan?





A:  Ugly

[Rick Daris]

q. what do you call a mizzou fan w/ a full set of teeth?







a. a f^cking liar. then you punch him in the face and walk away.

[The42Yardstick]

Missouri









(that's the joke. get it )

[catdude33]

knock knock

who's there?

mizzou

miz who?

no, mizzou

Oh, lol.  I thought you said miz who.  My mistake.

[cireksu]

Knock knock

Who's there?


Mizzou fan


Mizzou fan who?


Mizzou fan who got these scars when I was stuck in my trailer and my meth lab exploded.

[Pett]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Baylor

Baylor who?

The team who beat you @ home!

[Rick Daris]

q. what does a missouri resident like most- fireworks, billboard signs or xxx video stores?






a. f^cking his cousin and eating roadkill. trick question.

[steve dave]

-knock knock

-who's there?

-some stupid smelly jerkass who smells and is wearing his mama's bra and is from Mizzou

-that thing daris said about that not narrowing it down

[ksu_FAN]

Remember when the Gov said Missouri roads were scarier than the 9/11 attacks? 

That was funny.