Going to tardville tonight

[Dirty Sanchez]

Will be sporting some serious  gear.  I'd crank my Wabash on repeat and go crap on the campanile if my wife would let me.  Going out to eat.  Will order chicken squawk.

If only I were going alone, this trip would be so much more fun.

Will  any Cats I see and probably some squawks, too.

[Pett]

Will  any Cats I see and probably some squawks, too.

I could see something like this playing out if you do the thing bolded in the above:
 


You see, they sh1t themselves.