i've got a feeling that i need to take a crap, maybe i'll start a thread about it 
Still waiting on your thread 'bout droppin' the duece?
'Clams is like that. He makes these awesome promises about super-secret-mega-awesome stuff and then never comes through.
Bet when he comes to vegas he spots some hot asian who's all, "hey, mista clams, you like kung fu? i show you kung fu..." and he disappears after telling us all "wait till i show this little philopino how we lay pipe in Kat Land" and we are all out getting hammered and then we stop by the TGIF in the Orleans and theres 'Clams just marinating, grubbing boneless chix wings and boozing, writing down notes on how kool his story is but like not actually doing it.
Its ok. You get used to it.