Sh1t

[doom]

Does your ever smell like the food you ate?  Normally mine just smells like sh1t, but this week it's been smelling more like the foot I ate covered in sh1t.  Just wanted to see if this was normal or if I was developing a super power.  Thanx. 

[catdude33]

Does your ever smell like the food you ate?  Normally mine just smells like sh1t, but this week it's been smelling more like the foot I ate covered in sh1t.  Just wanted to see if this was normal or if I was developing a super power.  Thanx. 

Mine never smells like what I ate.  Unless I ate sh1t.  Which is rare.

[steve dave]

Mine never smells like what I ate.  Unless I ate sh1t.  Which is rare.

pffftttt 

[Perry]

No, but I've definitely got different varieties of sh1t smell. None of them ever remind me of anything, though.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Mine smells like freshly baked bread out of the oven.  WTF does y'all's smell like? 

[pwrcat1]

If I drink too much mine will smell identical to whatever booze I was drinking the night before.

[The1BigWillie]

No, but my farts smell differently based on where I am.  If I spend the day at my parent's home my farts smell one way.  At a friends another.  I think my farts are affected by my environment more than what I eat or drink.

[doom]

No, but my farts smell differently based on where I am.  If I spend the day at my parent's home my farts smell one way.  At a friends another.  I think my farts are affected by my environment more than what I eat or drink.

You should report that to NASA or somebody important sounding. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

No, but my farts smell differently based on where I am.  If I spend the day at my parent's home my farts smell one way.  At a friends another.  I think my farts are affected by my environment more than what I eat or drink.

You should report that to NASA or somebody important sounding.  

The National Endowment for the Farts.

[hemmy]

If you drink a lot of powerade/gatorade it smells kinds like it, also turns colors

[steve dave]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

[cireksu]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

yours too!!!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Purple Kool-Aid = Green sh1ts

[doom]

Purple Kool-Aid = Green sh1ts

I must try this. 

[Thin Blue Line]

Purple Kool-Aid = Green sh1ts   black skin.

Just sayin.

[PCR]

Yeah Purple Powerade = Green craps.  Chipotle = spicy ones.  It's all fun and games. 

[WillieWannabe]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

[steve dave]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

[Thin Blue Line]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

So, what you're saying is that you're a girl?

[Skydog]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

What are you typing with 

[The1BigWillie]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

My pee smells like coffee all day.  (I drink coffee all day)

[WillieWannabe]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

lols

[cyclist]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

What are you typing with 

   <--- SD with Breathsavers Peppermints and using his 'secret weapon' to type...

                       

[Thin Blue Line]

My pee smells like coffee in the mid-morning

 

hopefully you aren't like the guy in my office that has the nastiest coffee breath all fracking day.

Listen you dumbf^ck, this is steve dave we're talking about here.  I, at no time in my entire life, have produced an offensive odor.  This very moment I have my coffee mug in my right hand and a tin of Breathsavers Peppermints in my left. 

What are you typing with 

   <--- SD with Breathsavers Peppermints and using his 'secret weapon' to type...

                       

You forgot SD's nerd-o-matic: