3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?

[The1BigWillie]

Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.

[jeffy]

1.  A million dollars.
2. 2 Chicks at the same time.
3.  Profit.

[krazykat]

1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3

[KITNfury]

1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)

[doom]

5 billion dollars.

Kansas State would win a basketball national championship.

ku would lose every game at every sport for 10 years.

[hemmy]

1. Dunno
2. 20 Billion dollars
3. Perfect health

[kst8cat]

1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3

If you already had all the money you wanted from wish #1, why sell your other two wishes?

 

[Thin Blue Line]

1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)

Would that be for "undo" or your "end of life"?

[Pett]

1. Balloon boy's dad dies in a fatal car crash.
2. Balloon boy's mom dies in a fatal car crash.
3. For Balloon boy to continually throw up for the rest of his life for the stunt that he pulled.

[krazykat]

1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3

If you already had all the money you wanted from wish #1, why sell your other two wishes?

 

i like money. if i sold one of my "wishes" i would be making some one else happy which in turn might help with me not feeling like a greedy old selfish bastard (which i am).

[mjrod]

1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.

[jmlynch1]

if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.

[mjrod]

if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.

Who would know?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.

A 40" vertical at age 80 means every bone in your body breaks when you come down.

[jeffy]

Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.

A 40" vertical at age 80 means every bone in your body breaks when you come down.

But with a bazillion dollars, he can have it repaired.... unless we have Obamacare, then he'll have to wait in line like everyone else.

[The1BigWillie]

1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.

so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 

[ksuno1stunner]

1. slaves
2. drop panties w/ a single catchphrase
3. ability to never get sick of a single food (pref chipotle)

[treysolid]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

[The1BigWillie]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

[treysolid]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

   saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   

[doom]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

   saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 

[treysolid]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

   saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 

mo' money, mo' problems, G.

[doom]

you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

   saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 

mo' money, mo' water trampolines, G.

[KITNfury]

1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)

Would that be for "undo" or your "end of life"?

Definitely undo. Like that time I farted a mustard bomb in my boss's office. Instant regret. Wanted Needed to control z that situation.

[cireksu]

50 billion dollars

7 MBB/FB Championships in the next 20 years.

Perfect Health no matter what I did to my body.

[The1BigWillie]

Money doesn't buy happiness?  Bullcrap..

Daniel Tosh explains... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9-OlE7NLX0

Sorry for the crapty quality.

[FBWillie]

if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.

Major   

[Bookcat]

1. To always have at least $1 dollar in my checking account no matter how much I spent

2. To have Kstate football win an NC with Snyder as HC

3. Snap my fingers and a Chipotle burrito appears

[mjrod]

1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.

so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 

I should qualify that.. the ability to make myself invisible.

There are times when you just want to know what's going on, and not have anyone know you're there..

And, I'd never sit naked next to you.. that's just not right.. the fact you'd even think about it.. you're sick.

[KITNfury]

1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.

so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 

I should qualify that.. the ability to make myself invisible.

There are times when you just want to know what's going on, and not have anyone know you're there..

And, I'd never sit naked next to you.. that's just not right.. the fact you'd even think about it.. you're sick.

Are you honestly going to say that you wouldn't deliver a facial to some unknowing chick? GMAFB