Cutting down on sugar is a great way to lower gastrointestinal discomfort....The difference between top-shelf vodka and bottom-shelf vodka is only a few dollars....Sex after 60 may be a challenge, but I like challenges....If I had four awards to give, I would give them all to the Golden Girls....That El Nino wasn't fooling around … I still like full service at the gas station … Milk tastes better out of a bottle … The shopping mall at the Pittsburgh Airport is as nice, if not nicer, than most in the whole country … I wonder what percentage of folks still use fountain pens … I can't explain it, but there's something about a fax machine that turns me off … My all-time favorite movie candy is Good 'n Plenty … I hope Alec Baldwin knows how good an actor he is … Do guys get shaves at barber shops anymore? … The older I get the less I like winter … When they miss delivering my morning paper, it's going to be a bad day all day … I never see men wear fedoras anymore … Whenever I can, I still watch Columbo repeats on A&E … You look up the word funny in the dictionary, you get a photo of Sinbad … Do kids still shoot marbles?... Five minutes with Walter Matthau is like 10 years in an Ivy League school ... kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious....Teach a poor city kid how to love and you've made the world slightly better....kudos to the Jews and all the ways they entertain us....Hey, there's pears in this Jell-O!....Lord Jesus, how I wish I was Robert Wagner....Always carry a hammer with you....The brown bananas taste very, very different....Charles kuralt has worn some of the finest sweaters known to man....How in God's name did this M.A.S.H. show get canceled?....Those armchairs with the swing-out foot rests are a true godsend....Milton Berle is hung like an ox.... Of all the major religions, Buddhism has the best outfits..../quote]
