Totally hotdog it on the ACTs. Blow off studying altogether, then go to a party at Zack Wright's house the night before the test instead of actually studying. Take the test the next morning super hung over with a splitting headache and do way worse than you normally would. Try to play it cool and subdue laughter when your friend Gabe accidentally squeaks out a fart during the test. Hope the hot chick you've been into since Mr. Sodamann's 7th grade science class didn't hear it, 'cause she's sitting right behind you and that would be awkward. Get your disappointing scores in the mail weeks later, find your list of potential colleges, and cross off all the cool out of state schools you wanted to go to.
