Who's the badest mother f___er on these here boards?

[doom]

I am.  Don't make me prove it.  Just accept it and move on.

No, MJ.  We meant who is a tough guy, not who is the worst at actually f___ing their mom.  Sorry for the misunderstanding. 

[JTKSU]

Good call on the switchblade, I've just been flipping a dime to myself and meanmugging him up until this point, but the blade will be a nice touch.

Probably outta get a pack of cigarettes and roll them up in the sleeve of your white t-shirt as well.  Nothing screams "I'm a badass" as much as advertising the fact that not only are you not afraid to die, but you will actually pay someone like 5 bucks a day to expedite your death.  Oh, and paint some flames on the side of your car.