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July 16, 2009, 07:58:43 PM
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PBS is running a big documentary.....great stuff.  These dudes were &@#%.E.D.U.P.



PPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT.....I think that about more than just this religion....but yeah, these dudes were a piece of freaking work....

July 16, 2009, 08:04:06 PM
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They have a song called Tom Watson which is timely
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July 16, 2009, 08:05:27 PM
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They have a song called Tom Watson which is timely

65.  Is that his score or his number of wives/kids...ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

July 16, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
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They have a song called Tom Watson which is timely

65.  Is that his score or his number of wives/kids...ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

KABOOM! .......but seriously, great golfer and sex haver
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July 16, 2009, 08:10:45 PM
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They have a song called Tom Watson which is timely

65.  Is that his score or his number of wives/kids...ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

KABOOM! .......but seriously, great golfer and sex haver

Is he mormon? 

July 16, 2009, 08:14:19 PM
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They have a song called Tom Watson which is timely

65.  Is that his score or his number of wives/kids...ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

KABOOM! .......but seriously, great golfer and sex haver

Is he mormon? 

prolly not, but the Mormons have a song Tom Watson :dunno:
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July 16, 2009, 08:37:10 PM
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July 16, 2009, 08:41:20 PM
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is mcat lds?  would explain his obsession with reproducing.



i really like most mormons, myself.  would def. choose lds if i was to want to join some religion.
"these are no longer “games” in the commonly accepted sense of the term. these are free throw shooting contests leavened by the occasional sprint to the other end of the floor."

July 16, 2009, 08:48:58 PM
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i really like most mormons, myself.  would def. choose lds if i was to want to join some religion.

lot of restrictions, plus with all those kids you would go broke paying the premiums for the tall sizes
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July 16, 2009, 08:55:22 PM
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is mcat lds?  would explain his obsession with reproducing.



i really like most mormons, myself.  would def. choose lds if i was to want to join some religion.

applecat's not mormon but he and pete are kinda infatuated w/ them. me too kinda. agree that i like most mormons. disagree that i'd wanna be one.

July 16, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
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is mcat lds?  would explain his obsession with reproducing.



i really like most mormons, myself.  would def. choose lds if i was to want to join some religion.

No, he has fam that are.  LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty &@#%ing far fetched story.  

Joseph Smith = Bernie Madoff/David Koresh/Kenneth Lay/Jim Jones/John Edwards/Jim Bakker/Kenneth Lay/Jimmy Swaggart/Richard Scrushy, IMO.

July 16, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
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LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty fracking far fetched story.

meh.  it's the same crap as the rest of religions.  people just like to make fun of it 'cause the lds version supposedly happened 100+ years ago instead of 2000+.


lots of fringe benies for the lds tribe.  for ex., if we were all mormons we wouldn't have to be all "how can i get to pr for the big khatz tourney for less than $500/head."  we'd just plug into our lds network and head down to tropical paradise where some hapless brother would feed and house us for free all week.

and be happy to do it!  crazy crap.
"these are no longer “games” in the commonly accepted sense of the term. these are free throw shooting contests leavened by the occasional sprint to the other end of the floor."

July 16, 2009, 09:29:33 PM
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LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty fracking far fetched story.

meh.  it's the same crap as the rest of religions.  people just like to make fun of it 'cause the lds version supposedly happened 100+ years ago instead of 2000+.


lots of fringe benies for the lds tribe.  for ex., if we were all mormons we wouldn't have to be all "how can i get to pr for the big khatz tourney for less than $500/head."  we'd just plug into our lds network and head down to tropical paradise where some hapless brother would feed and house us for free all week.

and be happy to do it!  crazy crap.



I am on their side about the polygamy.  If you choose that, you choose that....government was just scared of the power that LDS was gathering.  Now, I happen to believe Joseph Smith was just a sex addicted con man, who concocted the entire thing....just as apparently he did with facts in his business dealings.

July 16, 2009, 10:06:54 PM
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Big time LOL at magical underpants.  Really guys? Magical underpants?  How in the world Joseph Smith got one person to go along with him has to be one of religious histories greatest mysteries.

July 17, 2009, 12:45:24 AM
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LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty fracking far fetched story.

meh.  it's the same crap as the rest of religions.  people just like to make fun of it 'cause the lds version supposedly happened 100+ years ago instead of 2000+.


lots of fringe benies for the lds tribe.  for ex., if we were all mormons we wouldn't have to be all "how can i get to pr for the big khatz tourney for less than $500/head."  we'd just plug into our lds network and head down to tropical paradise where some hapless brother would feed and house us for free all week.

and be happy to do it!  crazy crap.



I am on their side about the polygamy.  If you choose that, you choose that....government was just scared of the power that LDS was gathering.  Now, I happen to believe Joseph Smith was just a sex addicted con man, who concocted the entire thing....just as apparently he did with facts in his business dealings.

The LDS people don't believe in or practice polygamy anymore. It's another sect that claims to be Mormons but are rejected by the main church that does that now.

Went to Salt Lake City with my mom a couple years ago. We took a tour of the Tabernacle the first night there and the (cute) girls who gave us a tour were really brainwashy. Not as in they were trying to brainwash us, just they seemed completely convinced in everything they were taught and just blindly followed w/e the church's rules were and I know that's kinda what religion is but most people are more casual about it. I think Mormons have a much higher % of "hardcore" followers than normal Christians do and it kinda freaks people out. Went to school with a Mormon girl...she was nice but really odd and I didn't talk to her more than I had to. Overall I think religions in general freak me out with how people get sucked in and Mormons really take the cake on that.

July 17, 2009, 06:35:45 AM
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LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty fracking far fetched story.

meh.  it's the same crap as the rest of religions.  people just like to make fun of it 'cause the lds version supposedly happened 100+ years ago instead of 2000+.


lots of fringe benies for the lds tribe.  for ex., if we were all mormons we wouldn't have to be all "how can i get to pr for the big khatz tourney for less than $500/head."  we'd just plug into our lds network and head down to tropical paradise where some hapless brother would feed and house us for free all week.

and be happy to do it!  crazy crap.

this is pretty much true.  The moron social network is insane, and all religions are weird.

And my wife used to be lds.

July 17, 2009, 07:08:29 AM
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Guys, just want to interupt this thing for a second.  If you are building your family tree I highly suggest you get some help from a Mormon.
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July 17, 2009, 07:35:40 AM
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Guys, just want to interupt this thing for a second.  If you are building your family tree I highly suggest you get some help from a Mormon.

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Mormons:family trees
Amish:barns
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July 17, 2009, 07:43:48 AM
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How come they have to wear black pants/tie when they are biking around the neighborhood proselytizing?  That has to be miserable in the summertime.

July 17, 2009, 08:25:14 AM
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LDS folks are typically nice, but it's a pretty fracking far fetched story.

meh.  it's the same crap as the rest of religions.  people just like to make fun of it 'cause the lds version supposedly happened 100+ years ago instead of 2000+.


lots of fringe benies for the lds tribe.  for ex., if we were all mormons we wouldn't have to be all "how can i get to pr for the big khatz tourney for less than $500/head."  we'd just plug into our lds network and head down to tropical paradise where some hapless brother would feed and house us for free all week.

and be happy to do it!  crazy crap.



I am on their side about the polygamy.  If you choose that, you choose that....government was just scared of the power that LDS was gathering.  Now, I happen to believe Joseph Smith was just a sex addicted con man, who concocted the entire thing....just as apparently he did with facts in his business dealings.

The LDS people don't believe in or practice polygamy anymore. It's another sect that claims to be Mormons but are rejected by the main church that does that now.

Went to Salt Lake City with my mom a couple years ago. We took a tour of the Tabernacle the first night there and the (cute) girls who gave us a tour were really brainwashy. Not as in they were trying to brainwash us, just they seemed completely convinced in everything they were taught and just blindly followed w/e the church's rules were and I know that's kinda what religion is but most people are more casual about it. I think Mormons have a much higher % of "hardcore" followers than normal Christians do and it kinda freaks people out. Went to school with a Mormon girl...she was nice but really odd and I didn't talk to her more than I had to. Overall I think religions in general freak me out with how people get sucked in and Mormons really take the cake on that.


How can they dismiss polygomy when Joseph Smith himself said that God told him it was cool.  By the way, ol' Joe didn't come to that realization until very late in his career after he became mayor, head of the millitia, and of the head of the church in their then HQ city enclave in Illinois.  We do they get to cherry pick that little nugget as being a fallacy but the rest of the cockamamy stuff gets to stay?  :dunno:

Brigham Young himself had a bagillion wives and kids.  Are they saying that dude, the second highest ranking dead dude in the joint, was out of line as well?  I mean, it's well documented that he and his crew slaughtered women and children in a notable event in the Utah/Wyoming territory region, so maybe they are just acknowledging his shadiness by turning their backs on one of his favorite passtimes. 

It's all very confusing.

July 17, 2009, 09:07:48 AM
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Wasn't Travis Henry a cocaine dealing morman? I mean, he had like 15 kids with 13 women.

July 17, 2009, 09:44:13 AM
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Wasn't Travis Henry a cocaine dealing morman? I mean, he had like 15 kids with 13 women.

Sounds like he had magic underpants, too.
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July 17, 2009, 12:55:25 PM
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Wasn't Travis Henry a cocaine dealing morman? I mean, he had like 15 kids with 13 women.

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July 17, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
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I am completely anti-religion but of all the faith followers the LDS walk the walk, the others are mostly all talk imo. 
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July 17, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
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I am completely anti-religion but of all the faith followers the LDS walk the walk, the others are mostly all talk imo. 

This is a good point.  I respect crazy fundamentalists for their not half assing it. 
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July 17, 2009, 02:06:22 PM
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I am completely anti-religion but of all the faith followers the LDS walk the walk, the others are mostly all talk imo. 

No, they all have their limits.  Like, they have this whole "body is a temple" thing, but they all eat like pigs and are fat.  And like, no caffeine is allowed, but there are Diet Coke fiends.  Coffee is worse on the caffeine badness scale for some reason.

It's all about how religious you "appear" to be, just like any of the others.  They just have a stricter starting point.

July 17, 2009, 02:12:55 PM
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  Coffee is worse on the caffeine badness scale for some reason.



The Word of Wisdom was accepted by a general conference of the Church shortly after the Saints moved west, as binding upon the members of the Church. In particular, tobacco, alcohol and “hot drinks” are to be avoided. The Church has defined “hot drinks” as used in the revelation as tea and coffee.

http://www.askgramps.org/can-mormons-drink-caffeinated-sodas/

hot drinks--->  :ohno: