Kenny Chesney

[steve dave]

Hate.  Music is horrible.  Guy is strange.  Why do weird people I know like this this guy?

[jeffy]

Now you know how forever feels.

[pissclams]

he's hideous, like some sort of fungus laden/moldy growth

[jthutch]

Smells like kelp and despair.

[steve dave]

Smells like kelp and despair.

Nailed the despair part imo.  The other half is probably "stetson" though as kelp is pretty "smell'less"

[doom]

Smells like kelp and despair.

Nailed the despair part imo.  The other half is probably "stetson" though as kelp is pretty "smell'less"

Guy is grotesquely bald.  Like the creepiest bald man ever.  W/o the hat he is nothing.  With the hat he still smells like kelp and despair.   

[RonLongshaft]

know a d00d in nashville and peck implants and calf implants are the word, for realzies 

also have another set of friends that went to Nashville, they went on a "celebrity house tour" and said most people were cool (some came out and waved, some let you make a circle in drive, etc.) but KC locked the gates and would call the cops if you stopped and hung around.

Bryce have fun with this douche at UT

[pwrcat1]

know a d00d in nashville and peck implants and calf implants are the word, for realzies 

also have another set of friends that went to Nashville, they went on a "celebrity house tour" and said most people were cool (some came out and waved, some let you make a circle in drive, etc.) but KC locked the gates and would call the cops if you stopped and hung around.

Bryce have fun with this douche at UT

Said in a recent interview that he's been balding noticeably from the age of 19 and that he could never get girls to like him before he got famous.     

Also said that he prefers fruity umbrella drinks to any other kind of alc.   

[ArchE_Cat]

know a d00d in nashville and peck implants and calf implants are the word, for realzies 

also have another set of friends that went to Nashville, they went on a "celebrity house tour" and said most people were cool (some came out and waved, some let you make a circle in drive, etc.) but KC locked the gates and would call the cops if you stopped and hung around.

Bryce have fun with this douche at UT

Said in a recent interview that he's been balding noticeably from the age of 19 and that he could never get girls to like him before he got famous.     

Also said that he prefers fruity umbrella drinks to any other kind of alc.   

I think Kenny may bat for the other team:

1) Renne Zelweger only hung a around for a few days, and lets face it she's not really a looker...he was taking what he could get. But why would she run away. She prolly foud out his secret.

2) Looks the gates for celeb house bus tour because he doesn't want anyone to see his boyfriends car in the driveway.

3) Fruity drinks? srsly?? Aren't you supposed to be a cowboy?? Well apparently is the broke back mountain variety of cowboy

This all adds up to Kenny being super  X1,000,000 ....I can't think of any other viable conclusion.

[steve dave]

Meh, him being ghey or whatever really wouldn't bother me.  My issue is with his fanbase I guess.  Don't understand them, you know?

[ArchE_Cat]

Meh, him being ghey or whatever really wouldn't bother me.  My issue is with his fanbase I guess.  Don't understand them, you know?

KC seems pretty weird and does a good job of covering it up. I think his fanbase identifies with this. I agree that a majority of them are pretty strange. They all seem to day dream about wanting to be a short, bald, overly tan, 30 year old who is still in the closet.

Maybe KC can buy an island and they can all move there and drink fruity beverages together.

Steve you, more so than your average emaw, really enjoy good looking and smelling people. KC fans don't fit that category, perhaps this is the source of your confusion.

[RonLongshaft]

Hate.  Music is horrible.  Guy is strange.  Why do weird people I know like this this guy?

isn't that all you need to know?

[hillwalking03]

Dude is creepy no doubt, however, I have to cop to liking only two of his albums; Be As You Are and Lucky Old Sun.  I hope to retire sailing on a boat around Hawaii and French Polynesia, and those albums fit that mood.  The rest of his stuff, the country stuff, is crap.


  <----- because they are flying me to Maui rt for $300 in August

[pwrcat1]

Def. a uk type "country" artist. 

[steve dave]

<----- because they are flying me to Maui rt for $300 in August

That is a fantastic deal

[hillwalking03]

<----- because they are flying me to Maui rt for $300 in August

That is a fantastic deal

QFT.  The cheapest flight I've ever had to hawaii has been $700 rt, now we are getting both tickets for $600.  AA has really stepped up their game imo.

nother  for emphasis

[pissclams]

i'd check into that but have zero interest in going to "hawaii"