THATS THE TRUTH!!! I only know one football coach that wears a suit and tie and I laugh at his existence being HOWARD SCHELLENBOOGER.
That man is an ace football coach, and a badass. Probably smells like Old Spice Original.
Actually, he smells like Old Crow (bourbon) ...
QFT
Does anyone drink Old Crow anymore. When I was a kid we had two old neighbors, farmers, that drove around the country in the afternoon sippin on a pint or seven of Old Crow. Fun times 
Only alcoholics, AFAIK. Here is some wiki info:
Old Crow is a relatively low-priced brand of Kentucky bourbon whiskey, distilled by Fortune Brands, which also produces Jim Beam and several other brands of bourbon whiskey. The Old Crow brand has a venerable history, and is distinctive for being the first sour mash process bourbon whiskey. Old Crow is aged for three years, and in the United States is 80 proof.
Old Crow is named in honor of Dr. James C. Crow, the Scottish chemist who invented the sour mash process now used by all bourbon distillers. In this process, a small amount of the previous batch is left behind to help activate the work of the yeast in the new batch.
Old Crow was the drink of choice for American general and 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant. An apocryphal story about Grant's drinking has the general's critics going to President Lincoln, charging the military man with being a drunk. Lincoln is supposed to have replied, "I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals."
Common apocrypha of the Senate holds that Henry Clay, of Kentucky, would sit through Senate sessions, boots upon his desk, whittling and hitting a jug of Old Crow that was within easy reach.
A quick glance at American culture reveals that Old Crow has made quite an impact, and is often lovingly portrayed as the drink of choice for characters who might be down and out but are often still sympathetic. Reportedly the archetypically American writers Mark Twain and Hunter S. Thompson loved this bourbon (as evidenced in Twain's house in Hartford, Connecticut and in Thompson's novel The Rum Diary). In the movies, one can see Robert DeNiro's character, Dwight, in the film This Boy's Life, drink it straight from the bottle; even a Beavis and Butt-head character, Principal McVicker, drinks Old Crow (in the episode "No Laughing," for instance).
In popular music, Old Crow is to be found in many different genres--from hip-hop, in the Beastie Boys song "Slow Ride" (on the album License To Ill), to rockabilly, in The Reverend Horton Heat song "That's Showbiz" (on the album It's Martini Time), which contains the lines "You could have a fever and the dry heaves / From that left handed cigarette / And shot of Old Crow you did between the first and second show." Stereotypically a favorite of the lower classes, Old Crow is found in the music of those folk--in the very name of the old-time string band Old Crow Medicine Show, and in the song "Doreen" by alternative country band Old 97s.
Perhaps the ultimate Old Crow reference in American popular music is to be found in the song "Gin Soaked Boy" by one of the ultimate American champions of the downtrodden, Tom Waits, one of whose characters (on Swordfishtrombones) one whiskey-soaked night finds his woman gone for good: "I come home last night / Full a fifth of Old Crow / Said you're going to your mom / Where the hell did you go."
In military culture, since WWII, ravens and crows have been the symbol of electronic warfare, and in fact the preeminent professional association for electronic warfare officers and other professionals in industry is the International Association of Old Crows. Old Crow bourbon has been the official toasting drink of military electronic warfare officers since 1991.
Paul F. Tompkins stated in his stand-up routine: "If you've never had Old Crow, then you've never accidentally sprayed hairspray in to your mouth."
In "Out In the Parkin' Lot" by Brad Paisley and Alan Jackson,one of the lines finds them drinking "Old Crow whiskey and hot 7 Up.
The Measure [sa] has a song entitled "Old Crow."
