For God's sake, people, are you all from ku?
They are not monkeys! Monkeys have tails. Chimps do not. Chimps are primates, one of the great apes.
The difference between a monkey and a chimp is the difference between a rat and a wolverine. You could pimp-slap a monkey with a wet newspaper. An adult male chimp, however, CAN KILL YOUR ASS!
Enough with the monkey crap!