Toilet Paper

[Joker]

'Reading the ol magazine'  You seriously do that at work?

[Mob Mentality]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie. 

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.

[Thin Blue Line]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie. 

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.

Eat enough mexican, sorry MJ; Spanish food, you won't have to worry about anyone walking in on ya. They'll know you're there.

[Mob Mentality]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie. 

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.

Eat enough mexican, sorry MJ; Spanish food, you won't have to worry about anyone walking in on ya. They'll know you're there.

Good Point.  El Zarape in GC was Awesome.  Some decent ones down here in DFW too.

The magazine part was pulled from HIMYM as well, two weeks ago I believe.  At work I get in, get it out, get em clean, spray the spray and exit the room.

[Legore]

Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

[Joker]

WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?

[Mob Mentality]

Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

Probably thinks he's stopping Global Warming too.  Sounds like a Green Freak.... or BROWN freak.

[Legore]

WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?

I didn't ask a lot of details.  All he said was they washed him with the diapers so I'm assuming they throw them in some kind of diaper pail type of thing.  I've never been over to his house and don't plan on going. 

[Joker]

I bet he burns a lot of candles in his bathroom.

[CatsNShocks]

So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?

Negative pressure toilet and a bleach bidet.

The genius in those 3 words is remarkable...frightening, but remarkable.



BTW, I always crap at work...get paid to drop the kids off? Hell yeah!

[SWNE-Cat]

Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

could this not just simply be instead of buying Charmin gillzion quilted buying john wayne TP instead??

or steal it from work/school... know people who have/still do, do this.

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.

how funny would it be to see a dude at the bill or bram waddle out of the stall to the sink with pants at ankles to wash hands before. "Pants,belt, toilet, faucet, etc."

 

[cyclist]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

[Rick Daris]

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

This horrifies me 

[ArchE_Cat]

WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?

I didn't ask a lot of details.  All he said was they washed him with the diapers so I'm assuming they throw them in some kind of diaper pail type of thing.  I've never been over to his house and don't plan on going. 

Can you imagine the panic of a guest who has to crap while at their house? Realizing there is no tp might be worse than clogging the toilet. Then the cherry on top is that you find out they wipe w/ washcloths.

makes you wonder if the entire Mangino family wipes with washable towels.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

This horrifies me 

Especially when you realize washing machines are notoriously bad for actually getting things clean.  They basically get stuff wet and spread it around to everything else in the load (no pun intended).  If you use bleach, thats a different story.