Colon = Hansbro

[TheShocker]

You guys have probably covered this already but those two are like mirror images of each other. They both try real hard and look retarded while doing it, yet they manage to be effective. They both shuffle their feet constantly with the ball and then flail around in the lane. The only difference I can see is ridiculous amounts of ESPN hype and special treatment from the refs for Hansbro and Colon plays better defense. If they played one on one a hundred times I bet Colon would beat Hansbro at least 51 times.

[steve dave]

Not suprisingly excellent analysis

[SUPERKSUFAN]

Shocker, you never cease to amaze me

[feralchat]

I'm concerned now that Colon outplayed "the best big man in college basketball," he's going to go pro.

[steve dave]

LOL @ all the new Colon talking points

[hemmy]

Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

[SUPERKSUFAN]

Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

But, Psycho-T has been the recipient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g

[blackman-era-front-rower]

Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

But, Psycho-T has been the recipient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g

the one flop he actually earned

[Rick Daris]

You guys have probably covered this already but those two are like mirror images of each other. They both try real hard and look retarded while doing it, yet they manage to be effective. They both shuffle their feet constantly with the ball and then flail around in the lane. The only difference I can see is ridiculous amounts of ESPN hype and special treatment from the refs for Hansbro and Colon plays better defense. If they played one on one a hundred times I bet Colon would beat Hansbro at least 51 times.

I agree with most of this but don't think colon would win 51 times. Maybe more like 41. 51 is prob a little too high though ya know.

[k-state87]

Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

  That is the first time that I have seen this video.

[PCR]

Psycho-C has a great what I'd call "ground hook"--it's the same motion he uses to shoot as he uses to deck other players in the paint.   

[TheShocker]

I was watching the game last night and at one point Colon does some kind of retarded fade away move that ended with him just throwing the ball at the basket. It kind of looked like he was throwing a shotput. Anyway, somehow that "shot" managed to go in and the announcer was all like "What a sweet baby hook shot!" and I was all "lolwut?!".

[pissclams]

this is great analysis but at a very basic level i think it's important to note that colon is black and hansbro is white.  since they are equal in ability, i would just add that colon is not meeting his expected talent level, and hansbro has far exceeded his.

[I_have_purplewood]

I was watching the game last night and at one point Colon does some kind of retarded fade away move that ended with him just throwing the ball at the basket. It kind of looked like he was throwing a shotput. Anyway, somehow that "shot" managed to go in and the announcer was all like "What a sweet baby hook shot!" and I was all "lolwut?!".

Not the first time he's attempted "that" shot.  My buddies and I have actually named it the Colook.  We added the first part of Colon with the last part of hook.