Charles Barkley is what all real men should aspire to be...

[The1BigWillie]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot.

[FBWillie]

While being process he told a civilian Gibert PD employee, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if it would get him out of the DUI.  He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said.  "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" and laughed again.

 

[fatty fat fat]

[cireksu]

best friend growing up was the neighbor of a 76'er trainer's family.  Barkley would come in town every once in a while for charity stuff/whatever and shoot hoops in the driveway and stuff.  Hilarious dude.

[RonLongshaft]

well known that he is a huge drunk and partier. That must have been one hell of a BJ   <---- good BJ face

[KansasForever]

Charles Barkley is fracking awesome.  This is well known. 

[RonLongshaft]

Charles Barkley is fracking awesome.  This is well known. 

like i said hes known as a drunk and partier