What are the rules on a friend's girlfriend...

[The1BigWillie]

... begging you to take her to her place and &@#% her while you are in a bar/party with said friend and his girlfriend 15 minutes after midnight on new year's eve?   

Oh, and my friend knows and all of the rest of our friends know.  I can't think of any way I don't end up looking like an asshole on this and pretty much figure I'm done hanging with that group of friends until this blows over.

That being said... I should totally &@#% her right?

[Darth Kramer]

wait till you get older and start moving up to friend's "wives" club...that's when it really gets hairy.

[CrushNasty]

I hope she's good looking. That's kinda important in this scenario, IMO.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I hope she's good looking. That's kinda important in this scenario, IMO.

Most important.  Sounds like she was a dog.   

[FBWillie]

pics needed to give an accurate answer.

[cireksu]

sounds like a case of herpes waiting to happen.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

sounds like a case of herpes waiting to happen.

Sounds like a fat chick.

[willie83]

If she's begging, probably not worth it.

[catzacker]

... begging you to take her to her place and frack her while you are in a bar/party with said friend and his girlfriend 15 minutes after midnight on new year's eve?   

Oh, and my friend knows and all of the rest of our friends know.   I can't think of any way I don't end up looking like an asshole on this and pretty much figure I'm done hanging with that group of friends until this blows over.

That being said... I should totally frack her right?

this part is confusing to me...if your friend (the one with the gf that wants to f you) knows, then why is he even with her?  and in that case, you'd be doing him a favor, imo.  also, if you're going to cheat with you bf's gf, anal sex is required.  you gotta make it worth it, ya know?

[cireksu]

lack of pics = fugly.

[Thin Blue Line]

Does the movie "Fatal Attraction" mean anything to you? Pics are really needed, though.

[ksuno1stunner]

TITS OR GTFO

[The1BigWillie]

I'll see if I can snag some pics.  I'm 33 by the way.

Got a text from her at 6am "where r u?"

Text from him at 2PM. "Sorry about my GF's behavior. She drinks too much."

She's a fairly solid 7.  Has fake hoots which is always a plus in my book. 

[CatsNChiefs]

She's a fairly solid 7.

lol, "fairly solid" is code for on her best day after a few hours of drinking.

[cireksu]

no facebook/myspace?  GMAFB

[LimestoneOutcropping]

She's a fairly solid 7.

lol, "fairly solid" is code for on her best day after a few hours of drinking.

She's a 3 or he would have done it.

[catzacker]

I'll see if I can snag some pics.  I'm 33 by the way.

Got a text from her at 6am "where r u?"

Text from him at 2PM. "Sorry about my GF's behavior. She drinks too much."

She's a fairly solid 7.  Has fake hoots which is always a plus in my book. 

LOL.  How in the hell is this dude still with her?  She must let him stick it anywhere he wants. 

[Oklahoma_Cat]

bros before hos, unless she's a 10. 

[Pete]

She's a fairly solid 7.

lol, "fairly solid" is code for on her best day after a few hours of drinking.

She's a 3 or he would have done it.

What he should do is just wait for them to break up.  This worked for me on numerous occasions with Limestone.  I had his leftovers what, like 5 or 6 times? 

[FBWillie]

should have mentioned you were 33 to begin with; stop typing right now and go tap that crap.  As long as she's clean, at your age, it ain't gonna get any better.   A good rule of thumb: as you go over the age 35, you take the 1-10 scale and double it.   If she's a 7 by a 18-25 year old guys scale, she should be a 14 to you... because lets face it, your dick ain't gonna work much longer.

[Pete]

should have mentioned you were 33 to begin with; stop typing right now and go tap that crap.  As long as she's clean, at your age, it ain't gonna get any better.   A good rule of thumb: as you go over the age 35, you take the 1-10 scale and double it.   If she's a 7 by a 18-25 year old guys scale, she should be a 14 to you... because lets face it, your dick ain't gonna work much longer.

QFT

As you get older, the the young chicks remain attractive, but the old chicks become attractive....it's a tortured existence if you aren't getting laid.

Plus, dude is the same age as Jesus was when he died.  Betcha Jesus wishes that he had tore crap up a bit more, you know, in retrospect.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

She's a fairly solid 7.

lol, "fairly solid" is code for on her best day after a few hours of drinking.

She's a 3 or he would have done it.

What he should do is just wait for them to break up.  This worked for me on numerous occasions with Limestone.  I had his leftovers what, like 5 or 6 times? 

I never broke up with any of them, just got tired of fracking them.  College was pretty awesome.

[Pete]

She's a fairly solid 7.

lol, "fairly solid" is code for on her best day after a few hours of drinking.

She's a 3 or he would have done it.

What he should do is just wait for them to break up.  This worked for me on numerous occasions with Limestone.  I had his leftovers what, like 5 or 6 times? 

I never broke up with any of them, just got tired of fracking them.  College was pretty awesome.

FWIW, I never got tired of &@#%ing the chicks you used to &@#%.  And, yes, college was pretty awesome.