God hates you

[GoldbrickGangBoss]

Phelps lays the word of God on you.

From their hate-site:
10/25/2008, 09:30 am-11:30 am: Bill Snyder Family Stadium - K-State Football LOSERS! Kimball & College

We will picket your stinking, rotten awful football game. You guys are not good football players, I'm just saying. And that is because you try to throw that ball with limp wrists. More importantly you got those limp wrists from your Living God as a curse because you refuse to obey. Here was the promise from God, and they are good as gold. We are seeing with our eyes, each day more and more that when Our God determines to curse a land, He does it with great panache. Check this out, this is the promise made to our forefathers: Deuteronomy 11:26 ¶ Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse; 27 A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day: 28 And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known. 29 And it shall come to pass, when the LORD thy God hath brought thee in unto the land whither thou goest to possess it, that thou shalt put the blessing upon mount Gerizim, and the curse upon mount Ebal. 30 Are they not on the other side Jordan, by the way where the sun goeth down, in the land of the Canaanites, which dwell in the champaign over against Gilgal, beside the plains of Moreh? 31 For ye shall pass over Jordan to go in to possess the land which the LORD your God giveth you, and ye shall possess it, and dwell therein. 32 And ye shall observe to do all the statutes and judgments which I set before you this day. Worshipping your goofy false gods got you in this mess - so we will gleefully stand and observe you play the part that you so desperately determined to play, i.e. the fool. And God will laugh you to scorn (Psalm 2) as you bellow and bawl about getting your backsides spanked both on and off the football field. God Hates Kansas State; God Hates Kansas; God Hates america and america is Doomed. AMEN!

[fatty fat fat]

 

He represents Christians. Hard to hate the guy.

[Pett]

 

[wes mantooth]

He represents Christians. Hard to hate the guy.

sure

[steve dave]

He represents Christians. Hard to hate the guy.

LMAO off at trips' total turn you around three time before you know what's up comment

[WildCatzPhreak]

You guys are not good football players, I'm just saying.

Dude has crossed the line this time! 

[wes mantooth]

Freddie needs to move to San Francisco.

[CatsNChiefs]

Self hating homo, so incredibly obvious.

[Bookcat]

ku is hosting the Raiders (ie pirates)....should'nt he be in Lawrence this weekend? Alot more homoerotic over in memorial.

[steve dave]

Getting them to raise hell at our games is a big step for our fanbase imo.  Most of our WT fans will prolly join in with them.

[highway61]

Phelps has a very low FBIQ.  We aren't losers because we throw the ball with limp wrists.  Actually, not throwing the ball with limp wrists is about the other thing we do well.  Blocking, catching, not dropping the ball, tackling, rushing the passer, coaching, and covering opposing receivers is what we are not so good at.  None of those things would really be all that effected by limp wrists.  We are also good at blocking kicks, which I imagine takes strong wrists.

I could forgive Phelps for having a VLFBIQ, but he also seems to have a VLCIQ (very low christianity IQ).  He seems to think hating homosexuals is the central theme of Christianity, and yet those qoutes he gave are vague and seemingly trivial.  I have a LCIQ myself, but to my knowledge Jesus was like the central guy.  Also to my knowledge, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.  If god hating fags was so important, wouldn't Jesus have at least mentioned it?  I wish somebody would shoot him.

[steve dave]

Phelps has a very low FBIQ.  We aren't losers because we throw the ball with limp wrists.  Actually, not throwing the ball with limp wrists is about the other thing we do well.  Blocking, catching, not dropping the ball, tackling, rushing the passer, coaching, and covering opposing receivers is what we are not so good at.  None of those things would really be all that effected by limp wrists.  We are also good at blocking kicks, which I imagine takes strong wrists.

I could forgive Phelps for having a VLFBIQ, but he also seems to have a VLCIQ (very low christianity IQ).  He seems to think hating homosexuals is the central theme of Christianity, and yet those qoutes he gave are vague and seemingly trivial.  I have a LCIQ myself, but to my knowledge Jesus was like the central guy.  Also to my knowledge, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.  If god hating fags was so important, wouldn't Jesus have at least mentioned it?  I wish somebody would shoot him.

Pretty excellent summarization imo.

[hemmy]

LOLLERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT7xQJrqUQ8

Phelps has a very low FBIQ.  We aren't losers because we throw the ball with limp wrists.  Actually, not throwing the ball with limp wrists is about the other thing we do well.  Blocking, catching, not dropping the ball, tackling, rushing the passer, coaching, and covering opposing receivers is what we are not so good at.  None of those things would really be all that effected by limp wrists.  We are also good at blocking kicks, which I imagine takes strong wrists.

I could forgive Phelps for having a VLFBIQ, but he also seems to have a VLCIQ (very low christianity IQ).  He seems to think hating homosexuals is the central theme of Christianity, and yet those qoutes he gave are vague and seemingly trivial.  I have a LCIQ myself, but to my knowledge Jesus was like the central guy.  Also to my knowledge, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.  If god hating fags was so important, wouldn't Jesus have at least mentioned it?  I wish somebody would shoot him.

These idiots can take any verse from the Bible and skew it to mean whatever they want.

[Catmatt]

I offer an interpretation I read of Phred's favorite Leviticus verse and how the original Hebrew word for "abomination" was used one other time in the Bible, when David (if I recall correctly) is told that to be a shepherd in Egypt is (in some translations) "unacceptable."  The irony is that the exact same Hebrew word is interchangable for "abomination" in Leviticus and "unacceptable" in David's tale.

Interpretation:  In David's case, the word meant that it was inappropriate to be a shepherd in Egypt.  And yet David was a shepherd in his own land, where it was perfectly acceptable.  The implication is that the word means something is appropriate for one place but not for the other (i.e., it is appropriate for me to be naked in my bathroom but not in the sanctuary of my church).

Following this logic through, since the exact same Hebrew word is used for "abomination" as when in Leviticus Moses writes:  "Do not lie with a man as thou wouldst with a woman ... it is an abomination," it stands to reason that what is really being said is, "That behavior is not appropriate here ... but this is not to suggest that it is inappropriate everywhere ... in fact, there are places where it may be considered wholly appropriate."

Sigh.

I'm &@#%ing tired.

[JTKSU]

I offer an interpretation I read of Phred's favorite Leviticus verse and how the original Hebrew word for "abomination" was used one other time in the Bible, when David (if I recall correctly) is told that to be a shepherd in Egypt is (in some translations) "unacceptable."  The irony is that the exact same Hebrew word is interchangable for "abomination" in Leviticus and "unacceptable" in David's tale.

Interpretation:  In David's case, the word meant that it was inappropriate to be a shepherd in Egypt.  And yet David was a shepherd in his own land, where it was perfectly acceptable.  The implication is that the word means something is appropriate for one place but not for the other (i.e., it is appropriate for me to be naked in my bathroom but not in the sanctuary of my church).

Following this logic through, since the exact same Hebrew word is used for "abomination" as when in Leviticus Moses writes:  "Do not lie with a man as thou wouldst with a woman ... it is an abomination," it stands to reason that what is really being said is, "That behavior is not appropriate here ... but this is not to suggest that it is inappropriate everywhere ... in fact, there are places where it may be in Lawrence it is considered wholly appropriate."
Sigh.

I'm fracking tired.

FYP. 

[Saulbadguy]

He's pretty much right, god hates us. :(

[KSU187]

God does hate us (ie 1998 Big 12 Championship, 2003 Fiesta Bowl "rape", 2007 ku at home, David Hoskins injury, Lamark Brown injury,...Chris....Harper.... )