Have you ever went over a friends house to eat

[Chingon]

and the food just aint no good?

[Saulbadguy]

Friends, not really.  Usually my friends meals consists of pizza or something like that, we don't do the whole "have company over" thing yet. 

However, I cringe when I hear we are going to a BBQ at the in-laws house.  The father in law always buys cheap steak cuts and burns the &@#%ing crap out of them, along with the hamburgers (presses them against the grill, and burns them), and hot dogs (burns them).  Everything is burnt and everything tastes like shoe leather unless you sauce it up.  Then he asks us why we are ruining a perfectly good piece of meat with steak sauce.   

WELL DONE = 

[Chingon]

I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood,

[michigancat]

super sperm!

[steve dave]

Don't stop a rockin' to the bang bang a boogey a'up jump the boogey 

[ew2x4]

Friends, not really.  Usually my friends meals consists of pizza or something like that, we don't do the whole "have company over" thing yet. 

However, I cringe when I hear we are going to a BBQ at the in-laws house.  The father in law always buys cheap steak cuts and burns the fracking crap out of them, along with the hamburgers (presses them against the grill, and burns them), and hot dogs (burns them).  Everything is burnt and everything tastes like shoe leather unless you sauce it up.  Then he asks us why we are ruining a perfectly good piece of meat with steak sauce.   

WELL DONE = 

I've had similar experiences. I've had to stop by mcdonalds on the way home one time out of hunger desperation.

[ArchE_Cat]

Friends, not really.  Usually my friends meals consists of pizza or something like that, we don't do the whole "have company over" thing yet. 

However, I cringe when I hear we are going to a BBQ at the in-laws house.  The father in law always buys cheap steak cuts and burns the fracking crap out of them, along with the hamburgers (presses them against the grill, and burns them), and hot dogs (burns them).  Everything is burnt and everything tastes like shoe leather unless you sauce it up.  Then he asks us why we are ruining a perfectly good piece of meat with steak sauce.   

WELL DONE = 

Its a pet peeve of mine when people refer to the use of a grill, "grilling," as "BBQing." BBQ evolves the use of a smoker and very long cooking times, and the use of certain cuts of meat. BBQing is not the same as grilling a hamburger or a hot dog. 

[michigancat]

LOL.

Separating the tards from the cool kids. 

[steve dave]

LOL.

Separating the tards from the cool kids. 

[ew2x4]

LOL.

Separating the tards from the cool kids. 

So fracking hip.

[CatsNShocks]

I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood,

so you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin' that your full...
and then your friend says "Mama he's just bein' polite, he ain't finished uh, uh that's bull"...

[cyclist]

Friends, not really.  Usually my friends meals consists of pizza or something like that, we don't do the whole "have company over" thing yet. 

However, I cringe when I hear we are going to a BBQ at the in-laws house.  The father in law always buys cheap steak cuts and burns the fracking crap out of them, along with the hamburgers (presses them against the grill, and burns them), and hot dogs (burns them).  Everything is burnt and everything tastes like shoe leather unless you sauce it up.  Then he asks us why we are ruining a perfectly good piece of meat with steak sauce.   

WELL DONE = 

Its a pet peeve of mine when people refer to the use of a grill, "grilling," as "BBQing." BBQ evolves the use of a smoker and very long cooking times, and the use of certain cuts of meat. BBQing is not the same as grilling a hamburger or a hot dog. 

True dat !

[cireksu]

I always eat a little something before I do something like that.

[yosh]

So your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie and say that you already ate,
but your friend says "man there's pleanty of food," so he piles some more on your plate.

[CatsNShocks]

It's like two...two...two threads in one!