PRESIDENTS I'D INVITE
Bush 43--Whatever you think of his presidency, he seems like a cool dude at a party.
Bill Clinton--Total party animal, and he'd bring lots of tail (some good, some not so good).
Ronald Reagan--The Great Communicator would get things rolling. No awkward dead moments.
John F. Kennedy--See Bill Clinton, but no bad tail whatsoever.
Harry TrumanThe buck stops here, so he might pick up the tab.
Teddy RooseveltBrawling, boozing gunslinger. What's not to like. Great stories.
Ulysses S. Grant--The original drunken President.
James K. Polk--Any dude who kick's Mexico's a$$ and doubles the size of the country at the same time could be useful at a party.
Andrew JacksonTotal bada$$. Will take care of anybody who gets out of hand.
Presidents you wouldn't invite to your keg party:
Bush 41--Boring do-goody.
Jimmy Carter--Total f-ing loser.
Gerald Ford--Dude can't even walk when he's sober.
Richard Nixon--Would try to steal your girl and then lie about it.
Lyndon Johnson--Can you imagine him having fun? Me neither.
Dwight Eisenhower--Boring do-goody.
Franklin RooseveltTotal blowhard. Would trip over his wheelchair.
Woodrow Wilson--Another f-ing loser.
Abraham Lincoln--Another boring do-goody.
James Madison--His wife stayed behind to save a painting from the limeys while he bailed. Loser.
George Washington--Would tell the truth when the cops arrived.
