If you were mombeasy

[fatty fat fat]

would you ever stop bragging?

[Kat Kid]

would you ever stop bragging?

I would never stop eating.  Chipotle every day, completely affordable.

I'd be 400lbs.

God Bless Poverty!

[cireksu]

would you ever stop bragging?

I would never stop eating.  Chipotle every day, completely affordable.

I'd be 400lbs.

God Bless Poverty!

qft, I've actually thought about this alot.  If I /when I win powerball, that is one of the things I would do.

[The1BigWillie]

I'd buy the Kansas City star and fire all the fat people.

[Super PurpleCat]

I would build a bullet train from Manhattan to West Village.

A miniature bullet train.

With a real steam whistle.

[Kat Kid]

I would build a bullet train from Manhattan to West Village.

A miniature bullet train.

With a real steam whistle.

I would build a bullet train from Manhattan, to MCI, to St. Louis, to Chicago, to Detriot, to Toronto to New York with a teleport to Vancouver.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Only if Mike got posterized(not possible.)

[cyclist]

I'd buy the Kansas City star and fire all the fat people.

Whitlock gone !

[kougar24]

To the original question: nope.

Mary is probably pretty bummed that she has to share the "mother of god" label now, after all these years.

Co-Mothers of Gods. They both get trophies. Who would get the 1-seed though?

[jester66]

If I were Mom Beasy, I would hire Jester to personally watch over Lil Mike. 

I have years of experience chasing off beautiful women.