Author Topic: Ladies and gentlemen (Read 731 times)

chum1 · July 20, 2006, 12:36:53 AM

Can I please have your attention?
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

Cannonball!

hubka7 · July 20, 2006, 01:35:13 AM

Venables

fatty fat fat · July 20, 2006, 07:07:59 AM

Damn. I was hoping there was an actual cannonball.

JesusShuttlesworth · July 20, 2006, 09:44:00 AM

That picture was provided to you from one of his "sources" wasn't it?

pissclams · July 20, 2006, 11:06:04 AM

I once elbowed Matt Millers' girlfriend in the head at Rock-a-belly by mistake and he wanted to beat me up.

chum1 · July 20, 2006, 11:48:51 AM

I once intentionally beat up Matt Miller at Rock-a-Belly. After that, his girlfriend wanted to bang me.

pissclams · July 20, 2006, 11:53:05 AM

I once intentionally banged Matt Miller's girlfriend at Rock-a-Belly. After that, he wanted to frolic in a field of wild daisys with me.

mjrod · July 20, 2006, 01:25:30 PM

Chuck Norris took Matt Miller's girlfriend and made Matt Miller gay. And then he bought Rock-a-belly.

ksuno1stunner · July 20, 2006, 08:21:41 PM

Chuck Norris took Matt Miller's girlfriend and made Matt Miller gay. And then he bought Rock-a-belly.

chuck norris jokes

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chum1 · July 20, 2006, 11:54:41 PM

Damn. I was hoping there was an actual cannonball.

Be patient. It's on its way.