Boulder is great, but if we lived in Boulder do you think any of us would care as much as we currently do about sports?
If I lived in Boulder I would care a &@#% of a lot more about partying, smoking weed and hippie girls. And mountains and stuff.
K-State: in-staters constantly crap on by every other program in Big XII besides Baylor- no tradition, hicks, silo-tech, purple Why do we have a fan base that has knock-down drag out fights about women's basketball. Hunger. We are hard-core because we have to be.
Texas: too easy. Success breeds arrogance. If I was a Texas fan I would never lose an argument to anyone. Evar.
OU: toothless bandwagoners. Even they will agree with you by stuffing their dip in and raising up their ripe underarm stench with a hearty "BOOMER!"
TTech: The K-State of the South.
O-State: But what about Golf and Wrasslin'?? Boone Pickens. That's what.
Nebraska: Used to be classy and arrogant like Texas but this century has been very hard on them. After Callahan runs their program to the ground look for a Sooner like resurgence with Sooner like bandwagonism and complete lack of class.
aTm: They seem nice and friendly, but what lurks beneath is a cult. Kind of like Mormons.
Missouri: They don't even know what to say about themselves. Hope Springs eternal.
Iowa State: Larry Eustachy. Why didn't we fire Wooldridge and hire Larry Eustachy?....well kind of.
Baylor: Any place that both David Koresh and Carlton Dotson could both call home is no place for inhabitance. And no interracial dating....or dancing...well now we can!
