Blogs, college sports, message boards, marriage, kids, school, work, mortgages, 401k, credit cards, debt, banks, bills, taxes, pr0n, jerking off, occasional blow J from the missus (a highlight), reality tv, hbo shows on dvd, smoking weed and hittin' them sticks! (a hightlight), booze, cigs after 4 drinks, gambling, cooking, leftovers, milk, bottles, babies, diapers, report cards, money, college, dating, watch them make all the mistakes you made (AND NEW ONES!) and then getting old?
Did I miss anything?
Oh yeah, Chipotle!

I take it back.
