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September 08, 2007, 01:15:02 PM
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Heineken Draught Keg
1.  The commercial makes me want to gouge out my eye balls and stuff them in my ears.

2.  The "keg" holds 10 pints.

3.  There is no way that the plastic, piece of crap "tap" system that comes with it dispenses beer like it should.  I guarantee you get no more than 8.5 pints of actual beer.

4.  What a rip off (haven't actually tried it yet).
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September 08, 2007, 01:19:03 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
1. Agreed
2. Sad
3. That's correct.
4. Yes.
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September 08, 2007, 04:19:46 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
I bought a Fosters? one in college once, it was stupid.  I was 20 and didn't know any better, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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September 11, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
Quote from: cireksu on September 08, 2007, 04:19:46 PM
I bought a Fosters? one in college once, it was stupid.  I was 20 and didn't know any better, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

heh heh, I bought one back in the 70's that did not even have a tap!  You just removed this rubber cork in the dead center and then tried to pour that crap into a glass.  It went everywhere.  :mad: I think it was Fosters, was yours like that?
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September 11, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
I had one that was Warsteiner.
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September 11, 2007, 04:28:40 PM
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Quote from: Kilgore Trout on September 11, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
I had one that was Warsteiner.

Me, too.  I got it in high school and saved it for "cool factor" in the dorms.
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September 11, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
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LOL @ cool factor and dorms being used in same sentence   :nutkick:
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September 11, 2007, 04:39:03 PM
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It was used in quotes, and is really kind of appropriate.

Cause it doesn't get any dorkier than saying "cool factor".
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September 11, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
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don't blame me.  at the time, you thought it was cool.   :flush:
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September 11, 2007, 04:41:37 PM
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Quote from: pissclams on September 11, 2007, 04:40:44 PM
don't blame me.  at the time, you thought it was cool.   :flush:

QFT
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September 11, 2007, 04:54:54 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
That's because it was cool!  Come on Rusty, hell, anytime you can sip on some fine german suds you must be having a good time, don't matter where it's at!!! 

Pour me a cold one brah!   :beerchug:
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September 11, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
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*pounds fists with piss and opens up the latest issue of Maxim*
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September 11, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
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Bring back the Party Ball!
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September 11, 2007, 05:30:10 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
Quote from: pissclams on September 11, 2007, 04:54:54 PM
That's because it was cool!  Come on Rusty, hell, anytime you can sip on some fine german suds you must be having a good time, don't matter where it's at!!! 

Pour me a cold one brah!   :beerchug:

kein kidding! ich liebe deutsches Bier, deutsche Frauen und deutsche Autos.
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September 11, 2007, 06:43:19 PM
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Quote from: Skycat on September 11, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
Bring back the Party Ball!

A guy I knew in the dorms made a lamp out of one.
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September 11, 2007, 07:55:35 PM
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Re: Heineken Draught Keg
Quote from: Rusty on September 11, 2007, 06:43:19 PM
Quote from: Skycat on September 11, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
Bring back the Party Ball!

A guy I knew in the dorms made a lamp out of one.

A goldfish "Abraham" once lived for almost two years in one. He was never fed and the water was only changed once or twice.
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