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September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
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NorthChamps07

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We understand that you are self certified to over analyze everything related to KSU football.  But please realize we really didn't ask for this exam.  Even though you are a  doctor (in your own mind) we don't like it when you stick your finger in there and keep telling us how bad things are.

Especially when it turns out that things usually aren't as bad as you want to make them. (i.e., the run game, the video, the game plan, the coaching turnover, the players leaving) It's beginning to seem that you just like sticking your finger in whenever you can.  You appear to be a little perverted in your intentions.  Now you know who you are and you need to stop.

You will no longer be considered an annoying doctor but just a dirty old man.  Feel me?  8)

September 07, 2007, 09:14:55 AM
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sonofdaxjones

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Geez doc, got the whole fist up there??

September 07, 2007, 09:30:28 AM
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September 07, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
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We understand that you are self certified to over analyze everything related to KSU football.  But please realize we really didn't ask for this exam.  Even though you are a  doctor (in your own mind) we don't like it when you stick your finger in there and keep telling us how bad things are.

Especially when it turns out that things usually aren't as bad as you want to make them. (i.e., the run game, the video, the game plan, the coaching turnover, the players leaving) It's beginning to seem that you just like sticking your finger in whenever you can.  You appear to be a little perverted in your intentions.  Now you know who you are and you need to stop.

You will no longer be considered an annoying doctor but just a dirty old man.  Feel me?  8)

Nice.....  :ksu:

September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM
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September 07, 2007, 11:58:24 AM
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Isn't the purpose of a proctologist to evaluate things that the ordinary person has no idea are there and does not want to think about, but rather pretend they are all operating normally?  The average person may be blissfully unaware that there is a malignancy festering inside of him, but a good proctologist will provide early detection of the problem and take steps  to neutralize the problem before it destroys the body.  Take some Versed and let the professionals do their job.


September 07, 2007, 12:36:11 PM
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Geez doc, got the whole fist up there??

Hey Dr. RosenRosen med records is in B-1, and you forgot the "Moon River" prelude, definitely heightens the effect.




September 07, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
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i just noticed that that guys name is Cat "Doctor"

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September 07, 2007, 06:32:27 PM
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i just noticed that that guys name is Cat "Doctor"

 :eek: :eek: :eek:


Yea, only not realy a doctor.  Oh well, I don't think i could do the whole fist anyway.

September 07, 2007, 09:03:52 PM
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cat doctor!  you're back!   :dancin:
" and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me," Carl Spackler

September 07, 2007, 10:35:12 PM
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cat doctor!  you're back!   :dancin:

I am still upset I wasn't able to be a proctologist with you guys in Lincoln that year.

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Man, the more I think of it I am guessing all of the people that don't get these jokes are thinking I am one sick mother.