I would have been a (an) ______ Major.
I'll go first, photography.
Broadcast Journalism.
That reminds me.
Ok we're on the air live from Chipotle in Manhattan Kansas
We'll have exclusive coverage of KatKidfest '07
I'm Bill Thompson.and we're gonna go down live right now with KatKid.
KatKid's on the scene and he's gonna tell us what's going on. KatKid?
Thanks Bill
Yeah you can hear they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
down here at KatKidfest this year
Uh you can hear behind me now that's uh I think they're called Blue
Death
Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at KatKidfest this
year
I think some of the other bands playing will be
The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground
There's been rumor's that EPMD
might come out and play here at KatKidfest this year
Other people in the line-up are
Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up
and tonight they're doing rock and blues
There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight
and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground
is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have
some more food, some more good music...
How's it going, guys, you guys come to KatKidfest every year, or what?
Oh yeah, KatKidfest is the best thing to happen to Kansas since 1998
So, uh, where are you guys from?
Wamego..
KatKidfest, KatKidfest
It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo'
In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze,
And girls who come from other contries 'round the world
Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage,
Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways.
So pack a bag, and come on down, you can ride with Kevin.
We just would like to say welcome to KatKidfest '07.
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block.
It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in
stock.
Tell them you're here for KatKidfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night.
Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this
right.
More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now,
Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!
Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back
fat,
It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at.
I trooped in, now let the KatKidfest begin,
It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin,
Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out,
I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get,
Because I waited and waited, to make this trip.
Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
And I'm'a get mine at this KatKidfest.
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy guts, it's KatKid '07
You'll see tourists and you'll meet people from all around the world.
At last year's fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl.
Sometimes after the shows at night, or in the afternoon,
Some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room.
Most nice girls do not give good brain, for others it's a racket.
Some guys leave KatKid out of luck and go home with a packet.
Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of asian,
Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look
Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany heaven,
A thick bitch with big legs, yeah, it's KatKidfest 2007.
KatKidfest, KatKidfest,
KatKid 2007, KatKidfest, KatKidfest
KatKidfest '07 y'all, crazy kat, crazy kat
KatKidfest '07, KatKid, KatKid, and you don't stop
KatKid, KatKid, K-K-K-K crazy Kat.
Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuous check it out, check it out
KatKid '07 K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
It's just KatKidfest 2007 K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
I got this plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas,
One girl stands behind me, the other in front...
Well, I never tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what,
We'll bust the cherries, then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top,
Then we'll do the splits. Now what have we got?
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K crazy kat
Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of asian,
Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look
A red bone with good muscle tone, a young cocoa delight,
Wood-panel brown girl who is down, more game then Icy Mike,
Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany heaven,
A thick bitch with big legs, it's KatKidfest 2007
Ah yeah, KatKidfest, KatKidfest, KatKidfest, KatKid
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07
Crazy kat, crazy kat, it's KatKid '07