What the Germans have known for years

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French people, well, they aren't the brightest.

http://the-post-postmodernist.blogspot.com/2007/07/genius-in-france.html

The best part is watching his wife as he goes down in a blaze of infamy.

With credit due to Jim Rome (among others)...

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.